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[Holly Goodhead]

Bigfoot is my worst nightmare. Please do not mention that name again

 

[Truthteller]

I'm sorry.

You had an encounter right? Was it in the midwest? I'm a researcher you know.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

No my friends dressed up in a gorilla costume and popped out of the woods at night screaming. I pretty much **** my pants 4 times. Also, my whole family goes way up north in Wisconsin to this country club place which is in the middle of nowhere. I was probably like 13-14 years old and got lost in the woods, people have disappeared there...because the woods are so big. And I felt like I was being watched the entire time so I just started running. I hate the woods and I hate Bigfoot

 

[Truthteller]

Thats pretty scary!

How'd you find your way out?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Thats pretty scary!

How'd you find your way out?

A car finally drove by and stopped after I've been walking through trails for 3 hours.
One of the top 5 worst experiences of my life.

 

[Truthteller]

Well I'm glad you weren't lost for good Holly.

And I'd be pissed at those gorilla suit pranksters too!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I hate Wisconsin, I wish it would go away.
A lot of weird things have happened to me there, mainly blurry childhood memories.
Like the midget house in the middle of the woods.
The small creature thing I saw in the woods. Just thinking about it creeps me out.
And I think I saw two primordial dwarves waving at me from a bench while I was out on a boat.
And Brodie lives in Wisconsin

 

[Truthteller]

WELL... that last point cinches it then for sure!

Little people eh? Hmmmmm... You didn't eat anything while in this state did you? Buckwheat cakes perhaps?

Was the small creature thing maybe a baby sasquatch?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Whats a Buckwheat cake?
We were driving through the woods and there was a little tiny house, out in the middle of nowhere. So we stopped and went up to it. The top of the door went up to my waist.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Near the same place as the midget house my aunts dad owned this huge ass propety with a bunch of cabins, so we stayed there one summer and I was sitting there and saw something moving in the corner of my eye so I looked, and prolly 50 yards away was a little gorilla looking thing with huge eyes staring at me. We pretty much stared for like a 3 minutes straight then it disappeared. I didnt go outside after that

 

[Truthteller]

Near the same place as the midget house my aunts dad owned this huge ass propety with a bunch of cabins, so we stayed there one summer and I was sitting there and saw something moving in the corner of my eye so I looked, and prolly 50 yards away was a little gorilla looking thing with huge eyes staring at me. We pretty much stared for like a 3 minutes straight then it disappeared. I didnt go outside after that

WOW! Excellent. Maybe it was an escaped chimpanzee. Or maybe a young sasquatch.

The Buckweat cake reference is from an old story... part of the folklore of the "little people" of the British Iles. In the case of abduction by elves, it is said that the human would be fed a buckwheat cake and this would hasten the trip to "Magonia" (the land of the elves).

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I wont be sleeping tonight

 

[Corinthian™]

no love for PLAS

 

[Truthteller]

I wont be sleeping tonight

Sorry again. Make good use of the night then. The sun will be up soon and a new perspective will dawn with the new day.

 

[Corinthian™]

I wont be sleeping tonight

*insert remark about you being a woman of the night*