EXT. BRIDGE NIGHT
The sky looks tonight as if its the tapestry of a great painter, with a touch of clouds, a layer of soot, and beautiful stars shining down on soon-to-be dead. Vilya, Spork, and the other prisoners are being escorted by an army of angry teddies, over the rope bridge to their doom, the VOLCANO.
VILYA
Will you watch what youre doing?
SPORK
My bad.
Thunder cracks, the clouds foreshadowed such an ominous sign. One of the Teddies gets out in front of all the prisoners, and notices none of them are paying attention to him. He motions to one of his artist bears, and then he stands on top of him, using him for support.
TEDDY BEAR ANNOUNCER
Okay, listen up you slime. You are about to in the presence of a god, and you will respect him. Grizzilius Maximus has decided to grace us with his presense. All you have to do is bow before him.
SPORK
Did he say bow? I cant bow, if I bow Im gonna tip into that lake and break my b
VILYA
Just ****ing bow!
Perhaps the Teddies dont see the irony in the fact that to accompany their ridiculous appearance, in face of trying there utmost hardest to be intimidating, they take part in even more ridiculous rituals, on a wooden bridge no less. All the prisoners get down on their knees. Spork starts to tremble as he does so, and he looks nervously at the lake below. The bridge begins to shake as they all sit down.
Spork looks down at the lake as he bows, and closes his eyes. Then he slowly raises his head, trying to hide behind Vilya. He sees a huge, gigantic bear walk up from the other side of the volcano. He puts his claws up, and everyone stands up again. As they do so, the bridge starts to sway back and forth. Spork feels like throwing up.
GRIZZILUS MAXIMUS
You are all sheep. Not just sheep for the slaughter, oh no, you are sheep of your societies. You succumb to the hype that surrounds you and you embrace it. It becomes you, and you ignore everything else around you. You have become useless to the rest of the world, and we are going to rid you of your uselessness. Thank you.
All the teddies start to clap, and then the prisoners reluctantly join in. The teddy announcer walks back up to the front.
TEDDY ANNOUNCER
Alright, its time for our first execution of the day: By the way this is not being done in alphabetical order! Mr. Last, if you will please step forward.
SPORK
Son of a *****!
The teddies come by Spork and free him of his chains. Two of them escort him on each side. He walks down the narrow bridge, past the somber faces of the other soldiers. Then he sees some other humans standing there, too. These are the humans that have defected to the Teddy camp.
EXT. VOLCANO
Spork has now left the bridge heading to the top of the volcano and has entered another bridge, this one directly over the mouth. At the end is a barred cage, ready to trap whoever shall enter it. The teddies escort Spork to it, and then open the door. Spork looks back at the prisoners, and sees Vilya there. He nods to Spork. Spork sighs, and the cage door closes. Spork closes his eyes.
SPORK
Can you hear me, Pira? I love you, and I dont ever want to leave you. Protect me now.
The cage begins to move downwards, towards the hot boiling lava that awaits him inside the volcano. The cage slowly lowers itself near the boiling lava. Spork keeps his eyes closed, and slowly opens them again. He sees the lava is coming closer to him. He reaches up and grabs the top bar, propelling his feet in the air.
SPORK
Come on, teddy
your back-story really blows.
The cage lowers gradually. The bottom bars begin to light up red hot and then, they hit the lava and begin to melt. Spork closes his eyes and struggles to hold on to the top bar. His shoe becomes close to the lava when the cage suddenly stops. Spork looks down, the lava has completely melted the bottom half of the cage off. He suddenly begins to wonder why he has stopped.
SPORK
Pira, I owe you big time this time.
FAMILIAR VOICE
Look up, Meatbag!
Spork looks upwards at the sound of the voice and sees a blunt object fall from the sky. Both his arms are still holding tightly onto the top bars, the only thing that is preventing him from falling and boiling himself to death. He pulls himself all the way up, so that one of his hands and able to reach up and grab the blunt object.
It is a pink swiss army knife. When Spork flips it open, the blade has a hello kitty sticker on it.
SPORK
Hello Kitty? What the fuwait a minute!
The cage begins to move again, only this time, its upwards. As the top of the volcano and the bridge comes back into view, Spork sees himits TEDDY, and he is wearing a long black head band. The rest of the teddies are looking at him, pissed. In his hand is a katana sword. He looks at Spork and smiles.
SPORK
Theodore? Took you long enough!
TEDDY
Meatbags
time to come out and play it is!
Then, behind Spork and Teddy, from the jungle that surrounds the volcano, comes an army of millions. They are humans, bears, and other animals, and they are all heterosexual males who are dressed up in pink leather. The teddies and their human counterparts look on horrified, and the prisoners begin to smile. Spork jumps from his cage onto the rock.
SPORK
Lets kick their plush asses Theodore.
TEDDY
Met you before I have not, but think you are sexy I do.
SPORK
Oh thats right, were in the past. You transported me here from the future. I keep forgetting that. Silly me.
Teddy and Spork turn around and face their enemy, standing together. A gigantic army of Teddies comes running up at them. Theodore jumps up in the air and slices one of the teddies in half, reducing him to only little pieces of fluffy cotton. Several teddies jump up on Spork but he bashes all of them in the face, some with his hands and some with his fists. They all fall to the ground passed out, and some fall over into the pit of lava.
Spork looks forward and sees one of the humans, an elderly woman, fighting off one of the meat-bags clad in pink. Spork runs up to her.
SPORK
For feminism!
He jumps up in the air and kicks her in the face, snapping her neck. She falls to the ground dead. Spork grabs a sword on the ground and uses it to chop off the heads of two remaining Teddies.
Then Spork looks off into the distance and sees several prisoners and teddies flying off the bridge. It is swaying from side to side, and in the center, Vilya is standing off against Grizzilius Maximus.
SPORK
Vilya?
VILYA
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!
GRIZZILIUS MAXIMUS
EAT ROCKET LAUNCHER *****!
Grzzilius Maximus pulls out a giant rocket launcher and aims it and the middle of the bridge. There is a huge explosion, and the bridge breaks in half, sending several more prisoners and teddies into the lake below. Spork jumps forward onto the bridge, screaming out in horror.
SPORK
VILYA!!!!
Spork slides down the bridge as it breaks in half, and he grabs Vilyas hand as he is about to fall to his doom. Spork grabs hold of a piece of the bridge as the bridge slams against the side of the volcano. He holds onto Vilyas wrist. Vilya looks up at Spork confused.
VILYA
Why did you save me?
SPORK
Oh, whos being cliché now *****?
VILYA
Just let me go Spork. Theres nothing in this life worth living for anymore.
Spork laughs, and looks up at the chaos of the Volcano. It looks as if it is about to erupt.
SPORK
Yeah? Well theres nothing worth dying for either. Except me, I have somebody. Her name is Pira. And because of her, you just might get out of this battle unharmed.
The thunder is heard again, and it begins to rain on the two of them. Spork keeps Vilya in his hand.
VILYA
You are a true meatbag, arent you?
SPORK
The Last!
The rain comes down harder, and Spork closes his eyes again.
INT. WHITE ROOM DAY
Theres a uniform silence in the room, as if in a class room, someone should say something, however what is there to say? Robin cant handle it much longer, hes fidgeting, hes about to say something, hes out of this game now.
CHAIN REACTION
Robin, wait outside.
ROBIN
Why do I have to leave?
CHAIN REACTION
Because I said so.
Robin starts mumbling stuff under his breath but very dramatically leaves the room, with a slamming of a door to annouce it. This leaves Pira and Chain Reaction alone, nothing to hold them back, the uniform silence returns. Chain and Pira stare each other in the eye, woman to woman, sizing each other up, perhaps its a latent maternal instinct but women have the innate sixth-sense about who can care for a child or at the very least they purport they do.
PIRA
Not bad with the kid
CHAIN REACTION
He means well
PIRA
But you KISSED my boyfriend!
CHAIN REACTION
Get with the program sister, its the 21st century, you act like I slept with him.
PIRA
How dare you try to evade the blame, look I know what its like to be lost but
CHAIN REACTION
Yeah, Im sure you know exactly how Im feeling, IM A ****IN CHILD MOLESTER AND IM SUPPOSE TO TAKE CARE OF SOME KID! WHAT THE ****? So tell me goldilocks, stop being such a ****ing **** and go talk to your boyfriend, instead of talking to everyone but him!.
PIRA
How dare you talk to me like that, you dont understand!
CHAIN REACTION
Stop crying
And do what you got to do, just like I got do what I got do, good bye
PIRA
Dont you walk away from me, were not finished!
CHAIN REACTION
Were not? Oh and for the record, I see right through your guise, youre just a
Scared little girl, and so does everyone else, so go back to your man to take care of you, while the rest of us fight the war.
Chain Reaction leaves taking Robin outside leaving Pira deeply perplexed with her pipe. She starts bashing everything she can in the bathroom, toilets, stalls, even mirrors, doesnt she know thats seven years bad luck? Till her hands are bloody and she starts crying at her own inaptness, she has to go like a dog back to Matrix, her protector.
EXT. BROKEN BRIDGE SUSPENDED OVER LAKE NIGHT
The rain is pouring down upon them now, and Spork struggles to hold on to Vilya. He is slowly losing his grip. He looks down at Vilya, not wanting to lose another friend.
SPORK
Hang on, Victor
Spork using all his strength pulls Vilya up saving him from a gruesome death.
VILYA
What did you call me?
SPORK
An old friend, I once lost
That I wish I could see again
It is then that a giant black figure full of fur attacks the two of them at the edge of the cliff, both Vilya and Spork fall over the side falling down to the lake. Grizzlius Maximus jumps in right after them.
EXT. LAKE
Spork and Grizzilus plunge into the water with a gigantic splash. The bear grabs Spork
by the neck and shoves him into a fantastic abyss. Spork sways from side to side, struggling to free himself from the bears fantastic grip. Somehow Spork manages to lodge himself free and swims to the shore with a bear in full flight after Spork, Spork looks for Vilya as he swims to shore.
SPORK
Vil..gargle YA! WHERE
Spork finally makes it to shore, only to find his latest friend contorted and mangled on the shore, Vilya is dead. But Spork is given no time to mourn, Grizzilus Maximus has landed on the shore.
SPORK
You killed Victor you son of a *****! You killed him!
GRIZZILUS MAXIMUS
No, you killed him you stupid Pawn! You murdered him with your own hands in the bathroom, remember?
The rain starts to pours, both the bear and Spork drenched from head to toe. In the background, we can hear someone yelling for Jose.
SPORK
How
how did you know about that?
GRIZZILUS MAXIMUS
You meatbags are all the same! You think youre part of some important rebellion, but really youre the one being led around by some old farts who think they are control everything.
SPORK
Shut up you murderer! You dont deserve to live!
GRIZZILUS MAXIMUS
Do you even understand what youre saying? But youve been dealing with contradictions your whole life, havent you, Mirko?
In the background, a plane is flying about in the sky. It is about to smack right first into a blue building. Over in the brook behind Spork, a little ferret is running about ominously. Spork backs away from Grizzilius, he is turning into something else.
SPORK
Why did you call me Mirko?
The teddy bear transforms into a slick looking old man in a tuxedo. He has several bodyguards surrounding him, and he smiles.
OLD MAN
Because its your name Alexia. Not this Webmistress thing youve inherited.
SPORK
What the **** do you mean Webmistress?
EXT. HOUSE
Spork looks around him. He is no longer in the island, he is now standing in front of Webmistress wearing only boxers.
WEBMISTRESS
Whyd you throw it away, do you always want to be a loser?
Spork looks at Webmistress confused. Then he turns around and sees the child that always bullied him, Mr. Thing, on the couch.
SPORK
You ruined my life.
MR. THING
You told me Santa Claus wasnt real!
EXT. EAST TIMORESE MOUNTAINS
Spork is standing on a mountain, watching people get executed by Indonesian military officials. He clasps his hands to his head, he doesnt want to see anymore.
SPORK
Make it stop Teddy
I dont want to see this! Make it stop!
A smiling man in a sombrero walks up to Spork. He begins to talk.
MAN IN SOMBRERO
It wont stop until you get better, Patrick. Rebel against the Exalted, Project Peg is doomed. You must protect the triad.
SPORK
**** Exalted and **** your revolution! I dont need to be a warrior, and I dont need to be a feminist! I just need to be myself!
The man in the sombrero transforms into a mafia man with a pimp hat on, and two cigars under his nose. It is MASTER CHIEF, and he grabs Spork, pulling him so that they are close to each other.
MASTER CHIEF
What is self?
Then Master Chief pulls Spork into him and kisses him. Spork is revolted. He tries to get away but soon everything goes black
INT. THE ISLAND
Spork opens his eyes and realizes hes back on the island, Teddy stands before him with an army of teddies and humans behind him.
TEDDY
Well you have done, Student
Passed the Test you have
SPORK
What TEST!
TEDDY
Of a leader! Exalted Stronghold, capture we must
SPORK
WHY!? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ME!
TEDDY
YOU MUST LEAD THE ARMY!
SPORK
No
ALL I WANT TO DO IS SEE PIRA!!!!
Spork screams this last part and turns away, there he seems a ripple, its as if two rooms were cut in half and place together, on one side the Island with Teddy and the other the hallway with Pira returning to her former master, Matrix.
TEDDY
Choice, you must make! Choose wisely,
CHOOSE TEDDY!
SPORK
FOff you blightly bugger, Sexy chooses Pira!
Spork walks through the ripple to the Hype Hallway, closing it behind him. Leaving Teddy and his army behind him. Teddy sits down and begins to meditate, the Island and the Teddy army fades away, and were left in Teddys Dojo, an abandoned school gym.
TEDDY
Strong he is, his love is stronger.
INT. HYPE HALLWAY
Spork sees Pira up ahead, he yells her name and runs to her. She looks at him, shes hurt, confused, and most of all emotionally crippled.
SPORK
I love you
PIRA
No you dont
Pira turns away from him and keeps on walking like nothing happen, the sexy one scratches his head, who could turn down someone as sexy as him?
SPORK
Its me Babe!
PIRA
Leave me alone!
Spork grabs Pira by the wrist and demands that she stops!
SPORK
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOU, I ****ING
GAVE UP BEING A MESSIAH TO BE WITH YOU!
PIRA
WHY DONT YOU ASK CHAINY!
Pira starts to cry, Spork holds her tight, looks deep into her eyes, and she looks in his, she knows hes the one, he knows hes the right one, and they kiss.
SPORK
You saved me Pira. You always save me.
PIRA
Saved you from what?
Spork looks behind, and on the ground there is an unused plush teddy bear.
SPORK
Myself. Come on, lets go.
We pan out from Spork and Pira to reveal we are watching them in
EXT. MONITOR ROOM DAY
Hippie Hunter sits in his office chair and watches the two of them. He sips his coffee and shakes his head. He looks at another screen, where he sees Chain Reaction with Robin. He stares at that screen. Surely she must know he was watching her. Maybe she wanted him to. He sighed and took his mask off, and then rubbed his hands across his face.
HIPPIE HUNTER
What a great ****ing day.
Hippie Hunter then looks at one of his screens and he sees a man laying on the floor, definitely someone he wasnt expecting. Hippie Hunter looks at the screen confused.
HIPPIE HUNTER
What in the hell? Max Shreck? Back again?
The camera pans to Hippie Hunters notebook, on an entry that reads, Startling new discoveries, something big is coming, the only thing I can uncover is the word TRIAD, Im on to something big I know, soon Ill be able to leave, only one last piece left.
FADE TO BLACK.
HYPE: THE SERIES
Anyway let me get back to reading hte rest of these... I got an idea for a new character to add into the episode I'm writing, get on AIM when you can...
And where be MasterChief at that ***** aint' neva online no more!
t:
JJ and co take like 3 month between epps.
) We're trying to get the ball rolling, M205 is gonna try to crack the whip but I don't know how well it will work. 
