Hype Trek Mountain Revisited

[Master Chief]

What kind of calzone you want?

Dunno. A good one.

 

[Tsunulia]

You just so happens that I went to a night class on making ships go E. Bison. I will engage.

Can I push all the shiny buttons?

 

[E. Bison]

Deathshead you are now at helm. This is your OFFICIAL position. Now set a course to starbase 6969 to the Lesbian System.....engage.

 

[Tsunulia]

Dunno. A good one.

How bout a five cheese pepperoni calzone?

 

[Master Chief]

Awesome.

Half the nukes I hid in the ventilation system because I ran out of space, so mmmmk.

 

[deathshead2]

The ship better not be stick or we will more than likely fly into the sun but here it gos.

 

[Tsunulia]

Awesome.

Half the nukes I hid in the ventilation system because I ran out of space, so mmmmk.

*hands MC calzone and runs off to find the nukes* happy happy joy joy!

 

[Tsunulia]

I guess not.

Captain Bison can Lehnsherr have a job on our ship too?

 

[E. Bison]

I guess not.

Victor Lehnsherr you are now at Tactical and Chief of Security.

 

[deathshead2]

Good were there but we didn't real land we more like skillfully crashed.

 

[E. Bison]

Captain Bison can Lehnsherr have a job on our ship too?

Yes, he is at tactical now and security enforcement.

 

[Tsunulia]

Good were there but we didn't real land we more like skillfully crashed.

So that may explain this 6 foot metal rod sticking through my stomach

 

[deathshead2]

So that may explain this 6 foot metal rod sticking through my stomach

I guess it does so while I wait here and help Tsunulia I suggest the captain goes and looks for those lesibians.I demand a briefing when you get back in full detail.

 

[Master Chief]

Okay I'm going to sweep the whole planet for stuff to kill.

 

[E. Bison]

I will gather an away team to analyze the Lesbian planet and see what we can.....DO with them. Teehee. Transporter room energize.

 

[Tsunulia]

I wanna kill stuff too Stupid rod in my stomach

 

[E. Bison]

Okay I'm going to sweep the whole planet for stuff to kill.

Do not fire until I command you to do so. If the lesbians down below are lipstick lesbians we will get to know them, but if they are butch lesbians and require no use of men at all then destroy them.

 

[Tsunulia]

Why am I bleeding so perfusely?

 

[Master Chief]

I was outside for about six minutes. Seems there's a civil war going on between sexy lesbians, and fugly lesbians.

...And someone get some gauze for Tsunulia.

 

[E. Bison]

*captain beams up*

QUICKLY the lesbians are all butch. Fire all weapons at the planet commander Chief.

 

[Master Chief]

But you missed the sexy lesbian side dude, they're pretty hot. I'll blow the hell out of the butch side with a magnesium bomb though.

 

[Tsunulia]

Blow Stuff Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOM

 

[E. Bison]

But you missed the sexy lesbian side dude, they're pretty hot. I'll blow the hell out of the butch side with a magnesium bomb though.

Do not be confused!! The liptstick lesbians were mind controllers but are ALL butch!! They have no use for men so fire all weapons at the planet!!

 

[Tsunulia]

When I poke at this rod in my stomach, it makes a squishey sound

 

[Master Chief]

Sweet. Okies, I'll drop a nuke. But the ship has to like... be a safe distance.