Hypelantis

[DarkSentinel]

Only if Billy Crystal gets a cut.

Oh, and it's official:

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=hypelantis

 

[DarkSentinel]

To those who shall be on the Ruling Tusi of Hypelantis, PM me.

 

[Immortalfire]

It would be a place where I am absolute ruler.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Now now, 'Fiyah, we all need to play nice. Or has Sawyer been feeding you lies again?

 

[Fallen Angel]

Get me beer.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I am the Accuser General, j'accuse!

 

[DarkSentinel]

No, Clippy. Now go the **** away before I have you flogged in public.

 

[DarkSentinel]

And for those who must know, our currency is the cuss.

 

[OriginalMiles]

What's the exchange rate?

 

[Fallen Angel]

No, Clippy. Now go the **** away before I have you flogged in public.

Then I shall sell your secrets to your arch nemesis CBMoplous.

 

[DarkSentinel]

What's the exchange rate?

2 cusses for a buck

 

[DarkSentinel]

Then I shall sell your secrets to your arch nemesis CBMoplous.

Excuse me while I go ritualistically summon C. Lee....

 

[Fallen Angel]

 

[Superman 1265]

I voted Jigglypuff, because well... Jigglypuff.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Well well...Might Jigglypuff overtake the penguins?

 

[Marvolo]

And this is why you're Minister of Culture

I assume this puts me in charge of propaganda and maintaining national morale as well. Hmmm now to figure out which group to blame for all our nation's problems...I'm thinking the Spider forums.

Oh and I think Sawyer should be over all national television broadcasting and work as a subsidiary of the Ministry of Propaganda.

 

[Victarion]

I'm a wendigo. My first act shall be cannibalization of all the bronies.

 

[The Question]

I'm a wendigo. My first act shall be cannibalization of all the bronies.

What are you talking about?

Bronies aren't people. They're small, six limed mammals that have an insect-like life cycle, spin a marvelously durable and smooth silk, and give live birth to hundreds of maggot-like larvae at a time.

They also have an unusually keen sense of smell.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I've just rode in from the Northern Frontier... The Mole Men are harassing our border and I believe that the Hobos are attempting to sway the Penguins in our midst by offering to share with them the power to create "Hobo Gold".

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Jokes on them, hobo gold ain't nothing but spray painted tin foil. The hobos will be dead by penguin swords before sunrise

 

[The Question]

I've just rode in from the Northern Frontier... The Mole Men are harassing our border and I believe that the Hobos are attempting to sway the Penguins in our midst by offering to share with them the power to create "Hobo Gold".

The Hobo Clans are getting nervous. The Great Tournament, the contest of magical and martial prowess held once every 500 years to determine who shall become Hobo King, looms over them now. The contenders to the throne will be looking to secure their power bases.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Hobo Clans are getting nervous. The Great Tournament, the contest of magical and martial prowess held once every 500 years to determine who shall become Hobo King, looms over them now. The contenders to the throne will be looking to secure their power bases.

Tis true. The Hobo elders would rather their younglings take their fury out on our hinterlands than pillage their own lands. Still, I worry about the Mole Men. Remember... The less you hear about Mole Men, the more you should be worried about them. Which I believe is the motto of the Union of Concerned Mole People Under-Ninjas.

 

[Marvolo]

I'm making a formal request to the Ministry of Defense for the formation of a regiment dedicated to protecting and maintaining our borders and frontiers.

In the meantime I'm more concerned with a small but persistent faction of conspiracy theorists hiding out in the sewers of the capital. They could weaken morale and stability.

 

[The Question]

Tis true. The Hobo elders would rather their younglings take their fury out on our hinterlands than pillage their own lands. Still, I worry about the Mole Men. Remember... The less you hear about Mole Men, the more you should be worried about them. Which I believe is the motto of the Union of Concerned Mole People Under-Ninjas.

Aye. The Mole Men are cocky. They're betting that our dependance on their high quality and yet mysteriously cheaply produced electronic goods and novelty gift shop wares means that we will tolerate these incursions.

And, sadly, they may just be right.

 

[The Question]

I'm making a formal request to the Ministry of Defense for the formation of a regiment dedicated to protecting and maintaining our borders and frontiers.

In the meantime I'm more concerned with a small but persistent faction of conspiracy theorists hiding out in the sewers of the capital. They could weaken morale and stability.

I say we let them stay. Their fanciful claims will distract the people from our rampant and self destructive corruption.