I asked out a total stranger. Find out how I did!

JLBats said:
A black widow thing?

Go on.
Well it's for a good cause. Dying people need nerd organs.
 
kainedamo said:
Do you guys think it's weird that I take an odd pleasure and comfort in telling you all the crap stuff that happens to me then recieving the mockery?

It's EXTREMELY weird and creepy. Stop doing it.
 
Sabretooth said:
She'll think it's a nice step of his evolution.:up:


You've quoted me in your sig! That makes me feel important!
 
JLBats said:
It's EXTREMELY weird and creepy. Stop doing it.


It's not THAT weird. I post about about my latest disaster, you guys mock me without mercy, I sit back and read the posts with a big dirty smile on my face.
 
kainedamo said:
It's not THAT weird. I post about about my latest disaster, you guys mock me without mercy, I sit back and read the posts with a big dirty smile on my face.

Um, yeah, that's creepy. In the dictionary, that would be a good definition for creepy.
 
Tangled Web said:
Shouldn't mine be the bottom one?

lol, Tangled Web likes it on the bottom.

I thought he liked it standing up in a concert?:confused:
 
I think we should start a petition for an entire forum for just kainedamo. Seriously. That way when I come into Community I can see other people's problems/actual threads and when I want to mock kain I can go to his forum.:up:
 
JLBats said:
lol, Tangled Web likes it on the bottom.

I thought he liked it standing up in a concert?:confused:
Haha. That could've been sig worthy. But no,you wait until after I put kainedamo in my sig.:(
 
Sabretooth said:
Maybe,but his came after yours.
No. First I said you never tell a girl you're unempoyed and he said "You don't have to talk to drunk chicks at a concert" and I was like ""Yeah, you don't even tell them that you're unemployed."
 
Tangled Web said:
No. First I said you never tell a girl you're unempoyed and he said "You don't have to talk to drunk chicks at a concert" and I was like ""Yeah, you don't even tell them that you're unemployed."
But then it looks like you owned him. The whole point is that he owned you with his line. Don't worry,there's always next month.:up:
 
But that sucks, Tangled Web. Stop sucking. When are you going to start ruling, like me?
 
kainedamo said:
But that sucks, Tangled Web. Stop sucking. When are you going to start ruling, like me?
Dude,one post of actual wit doesn't equal you ruling. TW still is superior to you.:o
 
Guys great news. I just met the girl I'm going to marry. She's hot, smart and she's going to be a doctor.

Right now she's dancing her way towards her degree and everytime I go there she gives me a dance once I give her money.

I think we are dating already. :up:
 
kainedamo said:
Do you guys think it's weird that I take an odd pleasure and comfort in telling you all the crap stuff that happens to me then recieving the mockery?

I think it's a beautiful thing that you can open yourself up and share with all of us, and I encourage you to continue to do so. Congratulations for growing a pair and actually talking to and getting the contact info for a real live girl. :up:

jag
 
jaguarr said:
I think it's a beautiful thing that you can open yourself up and share with all of us, and I encourage you to continue to do so. Congratulations for growing a pair and actually talking to and getting the contact info for a real live girl. :up:

jag

Don't you mean:

jaguarr said:
lolo, YOU SUK. SHE JUST WANTS YOUR MONEY. SHE'LL PROBABLY END UP IN A THREESOME WITYH VICKI WHILE LAUGHING ATY OU ON THE HYPE, ****ER!

SUCK IT!!

?
 
Erzengel said:
Guys great news. I just met the girl I'm going to marry. She's hot, smart and she's going to be a doctor.

Right now she's dancing her way towards her degree and everytime I go there she gives me a dance once I give her money.

I think we are dating already. :up:

Congrats...is the flaffel guy from down the street gonna be the best man??
 
Kain, does this girl's mommy and daddy know that she's been talking to strangers......and how many boxes of cookies did she coax you into buying anyways?
 
kainedamo said:
So like, get this!

I was in town today walking about. You know those charity people that stop you on the street to try to get you to sign stuff? Well I spotted one of them down the street, thought she looked cute, and this had been on my mind for some time... if I want a girl I'm going to have to go out and find one. I sat on a bench and thought about it. It wouldn't be difficult, because usually those people stop you in the street anyway! There's half of the awkwardness gone already!

So I went and bought some chewing gum, chewed it, put it in a bin, and went walking over to her. She stopped me and she put out her hand and we shook hands, she asked me my name and stuff. Why didn't I think of this before?? It's genius really! The awkwardnes of saying hello and introducing yourself... totally gone!

So I let her talk away about her charity. She asks me to sign up, I'm all like "I can't afford that! I'm unemployed!" and she says it's only £8 a month, which doesn't sound too bad. So eventually I say "well... what time do you finish work at?". And she tells me, and I say "do you wanna go somewhere and get a drink or something?".

She says then, she'll give me her email address if I sign up for the charity. So I do. Now I know what you're all thinking! But the story continues.

I get home, think about what I can say in my email. I send her an email, she replies with her msn addy, we talk on msn for a few hours, getting along very well. Definately seems like we'll be meeting up at some point.

She seems very nice AND we have alot in common. She likes comic books!! She buys Marvel!! Fantastic! I don't meet many people that get comics! We also have similar tastes in video games and movies. Now I know similar tastes isn't everything, but damn that's a good start! I picked out a total stranger and she has alot in common with me!

I know what some of you DOUBTERS are thinking. I'm going to call you, Tommy Mc-doubter-son. You're thinking the story is bull****. Well I've never lied to you before, my comrades!

Looks like my luck is finally changing!
In all honesty, judging from the evidence provided, i think you've found and new friend a nothing more...

if you're interested in someone, the last thing you tell them is about your comic books and the fact that optimus prime and megatron are your voices of reason and temptation....:o

please don't fall for this one as well, this is definitely friend territory.:up:
 

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