I asked out a total stranger. Find out how I did!

[Alpha and Omega]

I just had an image of a new thread the, "How Far Have I Gone With a Girl Thread".

A thread like that would take him days to make up a story about. I'm pretty sure it would have no M. Night twists until posters started making up their own versions.

Btw, is Yoda 'Krumpin' in your avatar?

 

[Ronny Shade]

I just had an image of a new thread the, "How Far Have I Gone With a Girl Thread".

include a poll

 

[RogueLDN]

Being overweight isn't healthy I'll pray for you.

depends what you mean by overwieght, im a rugby payer in training for a new season so i run 3 times a week and gym 4 times a week and train twice, im not fat if thats how you took it, i'm broad and well built. and i'm gettin some.

 

[jaguarr]

Hey! Strippers are people too!


















































































































BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Okay...not really.

jag

 

[Rambo, John J]

depends what you mean by overwieght, im a rugby payer in training for a new season so i run 3 times a week and gym 4 times a week and train twice, im not fat if thats how you took it, i'm broad and well built. and i'm gettin some.

Yes but are you happy?

 

[kainedamo]

depends what you mean by overwieght, im a rugby payer in training for a new season so i run 3 times a week and gym 4 times a week and train twice, im not fat if thats how you took it, i'm broad and well built. and i'm gettin some.

So you ARE a jock!

 

[jaguarr]

So you ARE a jock!

Ummm...he also has a girlfriend and gets laid regularly, so I'm not sure he's the best person for you to be throwing stones at, dude.

jag

 

[logansoldcigar]

actually Jag, i used to hang out with a group of strippers. fantastic bodies. I had sex with them once.








didnt half make me bum sore

 

[kainedamo]

He comes in here being all jock like and I don't like it, so I'll throw stones!

 

[logansoldcigar]

no, seriously, i did know a group of strippers, female ones. they were all gay, mind you. used to crash round theirs and sleep on the couch whilst they would be having group sex upstairs. (sometimes as many as 8 of them. all girls. all naked and writhing together)

saddest time of my life, on that couch, listening to it all. i even asked if i could watch once. i said they could tie me to a chair so i didnt try and touch, and i would just watch. they weren't having it tho

 

[Carter]

Strippers generally hate men. It's understandable.

"Shove your crotch in my face, keep your mouth shut, and I'll throw you dollar bills"

 

[Deathlok2001]

I bet this is the 1st time he asked out a female & she did not ask for his credit card number!

 

[Carter]

I bet this is the 1st time he asked out a female & she did not ask for his credit card number!

 

[JLBats]

Strippers generally hate men. It's understandable.

"Shove your crotch in my face, keep your mouth shut, and I'll throw you dollar bills"

Like I said, one day I will just sit down and talk to a stripper and maybe her robotically sexy personality will be revealed to be a mask and Stanley Kubrick will rise from the dead and make a film out of it.

 

[jaguarr]

no, seriously, i did know a group of strippers, female ones. they were all gay, mind you. used to crash round theirs and sleep on the couch whilst they would be having group sex upstairs. (sometimes as many as 8 of them. all girls. all naked and writhing together)

saddest time of my life, on that couch, listening to it all. i even asked if i could watch once. i said they could tie me to a chair so i didnt try and touch, and i would just watch. they weren't having it tho

Man....that's just beyond torture.

jag

 

[X-Punisher]

Try doing that in the United States and you'll hear "I have a boyfriend" or Get away from me you creep!"

Or "I....Ummmm....I don't know?"

I got that response from asking what her favorite movie was.
See in this country High School girls are shallow, stupid, or think you're a creep for asking them a very unimportant question.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Like I said, one day I will just sit down and talk to a stripper and maybe her robotically sexy personality will be revealed to be a mask and Stanley Kubrick will rise from the dead and make a film out of it.

Man....that's just beyond torture.

jag

...

 

[jaguarr]

Or "I....Ummmm....I don't know?"

I got that response from asking what her favorite movie was.
See in this country High School girls are shallow, stupid, or think you're a creep for asking them a very unimportant question.

That's when you switch up to questions that you know will fry their brains, like "Euthenasia: Mercy or Murder?".

jag

 

[logansoldcigar]

Strippers generally hate men. It's understandable.

"Shove your crotch in my face, keep your mouth shut, and I'll throw you dollar bills"

they were my friends. we used to get on real well, and have a cracking time. they just wouldnt let me sleep with them.

I didnt even have to pay to get attention when they were dancing. i think i was their pet *****, TBH

 

[Erzengel]

Strippers: AKA, this is because of what my daddy did.

 

[Carter]

I need stripper friends

 

[RogueLDN]

Kaine for the last time i am not scottish, and i wouldnt have to insult your dumb backwards feckin fenian arse if you didnt ask for it so very very very much lillian.

Insert more girls names here


(borrowed some Dr. Coxisms there)
P.s yes im very very happy

 

[RogueLDN]

actaully **** it, at least jd is cool and gets laid, your a mug. your not worthy of the Cox

 

[kainedamo]

Kaine for the last time i am not scottish, and i wouldnt have to insult your dumb backwards feckin fenian arse if you didnt ask for it so very very very much lillian.

Insert more girls names here


(borrowed some Dr. Coxisms there)
P.s yes im very very happy

You racist prick. I meant jock, as in sports and guys with girls. You're a ****ing idiot. I'm gonna inform a moderator, because calling me a fenian is way out of line.

 

[RogueLDN]

ok i apologise for calling you a fenian, but not a mug.

Fenian is a term used since the 1850s for Irish nationalists (who oppose British rule in Ireland). It can also specifically refer to members of the Irish Republican Brotherhood (see Historical usage below). The term is still used especially in Scotland and Northern Ireland, where its original meaning has continued and possibly expanded to include all supporters of Irish nationalism and by extension Roman Catholics of Irish descent, many of whom are traditionally (sometimes incorrectly) seen as supporters of Irish nationalism. The term in its more modern usage is often considered offensive....

But its not really racist. Mug. I'm a fenian by definition, so its hardly that much of an insult. Go cry to the mods.