I beat the Kool-Aid Man because I'm Fabulous

[Badger]

My Wife's just for ****s-n-giggles

I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy as hell.

 

[PhePhe112]

i beat ur grandma because i'm beautiful. lol

 

[Boom]

I banged a lesbian because I had to.

 

[heypapajinx]

i slept with a glass of milk because i'm your pimp and you're jealous.t:

 

[ang_hulk]

I killed a condom cause thats how I roll?

 

[BRUTAL]

I needed a ****e because I've got abs...

 

[heypapajinx]

I killed a condom cause thats how I roll?

IT'S NOT A QUESTION!!
own your fabulousness.

 

[Assassin]

I beat a toothbrush because im sexy as hell.

 

[Carcharodon]

I ate a prostitute because I'm sexy as hell.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I raped Santa Clause because im sexy as hell.

Spoiler

And I thought Christmas was over.

 

[Assassin]

who's mask is that in your avvy?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I beat a pornstar because I smoke crack.

Spoiler

Apparently I'm half of Hollywood.

 

[Fading]

LMFAO some of these are hilarious .

Oh and....

I needed a Jew because I'm sexy as hell!!!

 

[Morg]

I ate a jar of honey because I love marijuana

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I slept with a condom because I have abs.

 

[Mee]

I beat a bisexual because thats how I roll.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

HOMOPHOBE!

 

[jaguarr]

I cuddled with the Kool-Aid man because I'm a cat and I have AMAZING boobs! I am not ashamed of this.

jag

 

[Sun_Down]

I slept with a Jew because I've got abs.

Hellz yeah.

 

[Cobblepot]

I ran shirtless with your dealer because I love marijuana

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I needed a horse because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[TEDDY]

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddeled with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I beat
11 - I slept with
12-I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a horse
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a hairdresser
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 -a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a cat
14 - a ****e
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - my ex
18 - a jew
19 - an orange
20 - your dealer
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - a bisexual
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 -a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - a crackhead
30 -a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm fabulous
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown -because i had to (does fur count as a shirt? I'm counting it)
Shirtless - because I've got abs
bra-Because i am i ****e.

How appropriate is that?

 

[sassycat]

I needed a bisexual because i'm sexy as hell

 

[unstoppable]

I stabbed my ex because I've got abs

 

[Kebab gud]

I killed a toothbrush Because thats how i roll