I got hit in the face

He should have videotaped himself pickpocketing the closet asian so we could all see it.
Do you think of moi as idiot?! LeChuck! :cmad:

k I'm gonna try and learn some wickedass take down a sneaky punk moves.
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If you do end up throwing a chair at a vending machine, videotape it and put it on youtube so we can all see.

] If I'm ever around a vending machine and there's a chair around, frik yeah.
 
I'll try to have my buddy get the arrest and most of the trial, I'll plead insanity, it'll be a gas. :up:
 
Pick your pigeon better next time....
 
Hell I don't know, I heard the comment on Sopranos one time......it sounded good in my head.....:csad: :O

The delivery and tone is 80% of what makes it sound good...hard to do that in a forum. :ninja::csad:
 
I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?

You should totally make him your best friend. :up:
 
I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?

Elderly women are usually ripe for a good robbery.
 
I wish I could get hit in the face like that, actually I wish someone would come by and just beat the livin crap outta me so bad, I can't stand up and have to carried away,that'd be cool.
 
This proves to me that MC really is a 10 year old girl.
 
I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?



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I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?
I wanna see video! Put it up at youtube!
 

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