I got hit in the face

[Hotwire]

I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?

And what, Mr. Bully, did you learn from this? Personaly, I think you got what you deserved. I get a kick out of stories where bullies get what's coming to them. to the kid who kicked your ass!

 

[Master Chief]

Pickpocketing is robbing where you earn your score.

 

[DBella]

And what, Mr. Bully, did you learn from this? Personaly, I think you got what you deserved. I get a kick out of stories where bullies get what's coming to them. to the kid who kicked your ass!

I wouldn't take him seriously without video evidence. Most likely this is a sub-plot from the romance novel he's writing.

 

[knowsbleed]

I didn't have my contacts on when I read the title and thought it said, "I got BIT in the face".

And I though...damn, that's cool.

But the actual story is much cooler.

 

[Hotwire]

t:

So you support him stealing someone else's money? You feel the kid who kicked his ass shouldn't have gotten so upset over being robbed?

 

[Hotwire]

Pickpocketing is robbing where you earn your score.

You're still a lowly theif who caught a beat down before he could get what he was after. You had it coming!

 

[knowsbleed]

I support all of MC's endeavors.

MC...vid next time, please.

 

[Master Chief]

So you support him stealing someone else's money? You feel the kid who kicked his ass shouldn't have gotten so upset over being robbed?

You're still a lowly theif who caught a beat down before he could get what he was after. You had it coming!

You're such a vagina face. And that makes me sad. I think I'm gonna rape and murder so at least I can feel like I deserved the "WAHTAH!!"

Actually, I can't because those are too mean and selfish to do. Ugh. Parking enforcement officer!

I support all of MC's endeavors.

MC...vid next time, please.

Dude, my digital camera seems to have taken a vacation without notice. But I love it so I can't fire it. But for serious, it's not sitting in the camera dock anymore, but it does that sometimes and it returns after a few days. It should be back soon. And then I shall carry it everywhere I go, with its awesome video recording powers.

 

[Hotwire]

You're such a vagina face. And that makes me sad. I think I'm gonna rape and murder so at least I can feel like I deserved the "WAHTAH!!"

You make me laugh, I'll give you that. But you still had it coming.

 

[Master Chief]

The kid had jetpack boots! BOOTS. This was not a nasty calloused barefoot child of starvation, but a child of the future.

 

[DBella]

MC, did you ever state the kid's age? It'd be hilarious if he's 6.

 

[knowsbleed]

You should have stolen his BOOTS!

and then beat him over his brains with them while saying, "Ya like apples? Well, I ain't got no apples! But how you like DEEZ BOOTS???!!"

 

[Master Chief]

I dunno, it was at an elementary school. And it seems grade 8 children are just about as tall as kindergarten children, only with a billion times more attitude. So for all I know it could have been anyone 13 and under.

And stealing boots is hard business coz they're on the feet!

 

[DBella]

With that kid's awesome self-defense skill, I doubt MC could get close enough to even touch those boots before the boots hits him in the face and leave him unconscious.

 

[DBella]

I dunno, it was at an elementary school. And it seems grade 8 children are just about as tall as kindergarten children, only with a billion times more attitude. So for all I know it could have been anyone 13 and under.

And stealing boots is hard business coz they're on the feet!

Elementary school? They are no more than 11 years old. I work at an elementary school and I keep hearing, "Don't mess with those kindergarteners. They're dangerous!"

 

[Master Chief]

Oh snap, here in Canadaland elementary goes up to 13. I think.

 

[knowsbleed]

With that kid's awesome self-defense skill, I doubt MC could get close enough to even touch those boots before the boots hits him in the face and leave him unconscious.

He's just got to use some self defense moves...like a garbage can lid.

Fool proof defense...bet my life.

 

[Hotwire]

I dunno, it was at an elementary school. And it seems grade 8 children are just about as tall as kindergarten children, only with a billion times more attitude. So for all I know it could have been anyone 13 and under.

And stealing boots is hard business coz they're on the feet!

And exactly how old are you, MC?? Got your butt handed to you by a kid under 13. Now THAT'S funny!

 

[Master Chief]

I'm 17 going on 30 yo, I got mad SKilLZ but he caught me off guard. Blink and you would have missed it. It was like a sucker punch you could see coming.

 

[knowsbleed]

And exactly how old are you, MC?? Got your butt handed to you by a kid under 13. Now THAT'S funny!

13 year olds carry HEAT.

Wear body armor next time dude...you might get blasted on.

 

[Hotwire]

I'm 17 going on 30 yo, I got mad SKilLZ but he caught me off guard. Blink and you would have missed it. It was like a sucker punch you could see coming.

So, I senior got busted by a freshman. Very funny.

 

[Hotwire]

13 year olds carry HEAT.

Just protecting their lunch money from MC.

 

[Master Chief]

Not even a freshman!

Still though, I could have DESTROYED his face, lookit my fist!

!!!*SQWASHED*!!!

 

[Hotwire]

Not even a freshman!

Still though, I could have DESTROYED his face, lookit my fist!

!!!*SQWASHED*!!!

Wow! You must get a lot of "happy time" with that thing.

 

[Master Chief]

Totally. I did it 5 times in the last 20 seconds. Lefty4life.

Srsly though I liked what your post originally said cuz then I could say, "I didn't know there was a target."

HOOWAH!!