I got paid to pee in a cup.

[Majmun]

Yes, you read right. My boss calls me at home today and asks if I want a couple of hours of overtime. I said, "Yeah, what's up?" He said, "You need to go to the clinic and give a urine sample for drug screening." He said that I had to go today because of the way my work schedule is. It's an automatic 2 hours of overtime when you get called in at my job. So I made a little over a hundred dollars for going to a clinic, peeing in a cup, then coming home. Yeah baby! It doesn't get much better than that. Or, does anyone have a better story than that?

 

[HellOnEarth]

You are a sad individual.

 

[Majmun]

Please explain.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I thought at first you boss was paying for your pee because he needed a clean sample. That would have been a cooler story

 

[Alpha and Omega]

That's what I thought.

 

[Majmun]

I thought at first you boss was paying for your pee because he needed a clean sample. That would have been a cooler story

Should I edit my first post to make it sound like that?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

yeah because that will make you sound much more interesting. Otherwise no one cares

 

[Iceman]

I thought at first you boss was paying for your pee because he needed a clean sample. That would have been a cooler story

I thought Majmun was relaying one of his/her fetish prostitution stories.

 

[Kmack]

I thought at first you boss was paying for your pee because he needed a clean sample. That would have been a cooler story

That's exactly what I was going to say...which explains my dissappointment

 

[Hades]

Yes, you read right. My boss calls me at home today and asks if I want a couple of hours of overtime. I said, "Yeah, what's up?" He said, "You need to go to the clinic and give a urine sample for drug screening." He said that I had to go today because of the way my work schedule is. It's an automatic 2 hours of overtime when you get called in at my job. So I made a little over a hundred dollars for going to a clinic, peeing in a cup, then coming home. Yeah baby! It doesn't get much better than that. Or, does anyone have a better story than that?

I weep for you, you sad man of the lowlands. Where does your heart lay? burried beneath the crimson plains tied beneath the trees

 

[Alpha and Omega]

On a different note Majmun: I sure hope that you don't consume a lot of poppy seeds. (on bread, etc. . .)

 

[Majmun]

Wtf is the deal? I got paid to pee in a cup! It was easy money! What is so wrong with that? No, I don't take drugs, it's just random selection. *Goes off to spend extra $100.00.

A and O, yeah, I've heard that. I am worried because I took some alergy pills last night, and had some Dayquil this morning cause I got a cold.

 

[Hades]

Wtf is the deal? I got paid to pee in a cup! It was easy money! What is so wrong with that? No, I don't take drugs, it's just random selection. *Goes off to spend extra $100.00.

A and O, yeah, I've heard that. I am worried because I took some alergy pills last night, and had some Dayquil this morning cause I got a cold.

What is it like in Kentucky?

 

[Majmun]

What is it like in Kentucky?

It's kind of like making love to your own sister. I don't know what that's supposed to mean.

 

[Majmun]

Why Lord?

Again Lord?

Why do you punish me with duplicate posts Lord?

Please help me.

How many of these do I have to edit?

Holy #^%^(#^@#(@

Mods, please kill me.

 

[Hades]

Wow, Maj. I get your point. Stop trying to rape me with your posts

With each post he inches closer to my rectum.

 

[moop501]

I got paid $20 to drink someone's pee,but they had a coupon so I had to throw in a Dirty-Sanchez.

 

[JLBats]

lol, best multiple post ever.

 

[Majmun]

I got paid $20 to drink someone's pee,but they had a coupon so I had to throw in a Dirty-Sanchez.

Where can I get one of them thar coupons?

 

[moop501]

Where can I get one of them thar coupons?

I dunno....they gave me another coupon and told me to stick both up my *bleep*. Tell you what sugah...I'll send you a box of my feces in a week. LOLOLOL...I sound like a Jersey ****e.

 

[Majmun]

Does it come in bubble wrap? I like to play with bubble wrap.

 

[Slipknot]

On a different note Majmun: I sure hope that you don't consume a lot of poppy seeds. (on bread, etc. . .)

Majmun's Boss: I'm afraid it's your urine, Majmun. You tested positive for opium.
Majmun: Opium?
Majmun's Boss: That's right, Majmun. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.

 

[Majmun]

Majmun's Boss: I'm afraid it's your urine, Majmun. You tested positive for opium.
Majmun: Opium?
Majmun's Boss: That's right, Majmun. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.

I thought it showed up as marijuana. mary jane. whacky backy.

 

[Slipknot]

I thought it showed up as marijuana. mary jane. whacky backy.

Nope. Opium... from poppy seeds.

 

[Narynan]

Ummmm, what the hell kinda job do you have where you need to drop random drug screens at your bosses notice and get paid a base rate of 30 bucks an hour?

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