I hate kids

[Maxwell Smart]

Put some "Danger: Mine Field" signs in your front yard. That'll keep the little bastards away.

Or even burn some effigies of Pikachu, Naruto or what ever cartoon character kids like these days

Spongebob?

 

[E. Bison]

Well let the parents help you. Just put up a sign that says "convicted child molester" up front and no child will be allowed at least 10 yards within your visinity.

 

[Addendum]

Or ask the parents if you could borrow their children's skin, so you can finish your suit

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I think I'll just continue to play loud music.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Just stare at them out your window. Never blink or look away. Simple but effective.

 

[Lackey]

Just stare at them out your window. Never blink or look away...

while you're wacking it

 

[Addendum]

Or wacking your dog

 

[DOG LIPS]

while you're wacking it

Nah, then they will just scream louder.

 

[passerby]

I have had some weird neighbors.

One of my neighbors was arrested for chile molesting.

Another one of my neighbors threw away water in a trash bag.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

You guys are being creepy, serialy.

 

[Strange]

Or wacking your dog

red rocket?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Just rub your nipples while singing "Pretty in pink."

 

[Addendum]

You guys are being creepy, serialy.

I'm just thinking of ways to **** with the minds of children.

 

[Morg]

There some kids outside, have no ideal if they are screaming and such

 

[FreeRadical]

Here in the UK we have chav kids. Adults are scared of them, even me
They need a good telling off, maybe a scarey teacher....

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No, he's mad cuz they're "girls"

Ha, totally. They're just going to grow up to be insane, cold b****es that won't want to have sex with him.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Ha, totally. They're just going to grow up to be insane, cold b****es that won't want to have sex with him.

That's ALL girls though.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Ha, totally. They're just going to grow up to be insane, cold b****es that won't want to have sex with him.

Do I need to talk to Dew? I will.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Do I need to talk to Dew? I will.

Talk away, Cassanova. You're the one that makes all of the misogynistic threads.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Talk away, Cassanova. You're the one that makes all of the misogynistic threads.

Why plural? I only made that one, and I was just being pissy- I'm not really a misogynist.

Its you that keeps making comments.

 

[rodhulk]

Why don't you get a girl and pretend to start yelling at each other and pretend to have a "domestic dispute" and brake a few things. Usually, domestic disputes scare kids off.

Rather, they like to stick around to see/hear the action. You'll probably end up drawing more.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I like Kindergartner's. Probably like 2nd grade up, most of those kids annoy me. I took care of a 3rd of 4th grade class yesterday & my God,they were rude & loud as hell. Me & another teacher couldn't take it anymore so we left back to the kinder class.

 

[PWN3R]

Give em hot milk and cookies.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I like Kindergartner's. Probably like 2nd grade up, most of those kids annoy me. I took care of a 3rd of 4th grade class yesterday & my God,they were rude & loud as hell. Me & another teacher couldn't take it anymore so we left back to the kinder class.

I'm glad you like kids.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

They don't deserve it. They get snack but even then they're pretty annoying.