I pose a question:

[Phantom Lantern]

batman would be bitten by a gay vampire and then go live in a cheap motel with his undead lover

ra's al ghul would be alive but the lazarus pit would turn him into a real demon and would then be hunted by jason blood

clark kent would enter the olympics even the womens events and then melt all the gold medals into a crown and declare himself ruler of the world

granny goodness would boomtube into jumanji then fall in love with the big game hunter unforunately he would be tragically murdered by the bizzaro version of the fantastic four

static shock would join the dc universe and his comic would play his theme music when you open it

billy batson becomes friends with harry potter but is kicked out of hogwarts for being caught smoking weed and making out with hermione. potter would hold a violent lifelong grudge killing countless innocent lives in his plots to kill batson but potter would be eventually killed in a huge crossover event

starfire and harley quinn become lesbian lovers, poison ivy would then secretly try to kill starfire while pretending to happy for them

 

[SouLeSS]

Definatly give Nightwing powers. I just realized, he sorta already has some powers. Just give him some enhanced reflexes or stuff. Something that makes him stand out above the other Bat's, but also doesn't let him able to beat the **** out anyone, Superman style.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i rather have nightwing dead before giving him powers. thats seriously the worst idea ever.

 

[Harlekin]

Yeah, the last thing Nightwing needs is powers.

 

[boywondernerdDC]

Remove his weakness to Kryptonite? Eh.

yeah see that would be MY DCU. you have no influence on mine

 

[trustyside-kick]

yeah see that would be MY DCU. you have no influence on mine

Duh, that is the point; create your own DCU. I am just surprised that of all the things you would remove it is his weakness to Kryptonite. Also, what about the other kryptonites then? :P

 

[boywondernerdDC]

yeah no effects of any kryptonite

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Kryptonite does next to nothing to Superman already. He's gotta be in a room filled to the ceiling with the stuff before he even breaks a sweat these days.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Kryptonite does next to nothing to Superman already. He's gotta be in a room filled to the ceiling with the stuff before he even breaks a sweat these days.

Um No? You say he has to be near a crapload before he will even break a sweat? Look at Batman/Superman series when Metallo is there...that falls under 'these days'. Metallo and his Kryptonite hard just shining in front of him weakens the crap out of him as it always has.

 

[The Question]

I thought this thread would be more popular.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Same here. I mean, this is a good question...I would have imagined it getting big too.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

I'd get rid of DC's sugar coating. I'd make it all more realistic. There would be ground heroes, there would be super heroes, and there would be cosmic heroes. I'd keep their general interaction to a bare minimum.

I'd make Supes more like his animated incarnation, Bats I'd downgrade just a tad so he's not some perfect parnoid meta-human in disguise. I'd also get rid of or improve all th' lame mainstays from earlier years. I mean, that Green Lantern with the puffy red shirt? He needs a costume change. Bad.

 

[The Leaguer]

Um No? You say he has to be near a crapload before he will even break a sweat? Look at Batman/Superman series when Metallo is there...that falls under 'these days'. Metallo and his Kryptonite hard just shining in front of him weakens the crap out of him as it always has.

Look at Hush, when Batman is using the Kryptonite ring... it does virtually nothing.

 

[The Question]

Look at Hush, when Batman is using the Kryptonite ring... it does virtually nothing.

Dude. Bruce punched Clark across a room. It did a good deal more than nothing.

 

[trustyside-kick]

I'd get rid of DC's sugar coating. I'd make it all more realistic. There would be ground heroes, there would be super heroes, and there would be cosmic heroes. I'd keep their general interaction to a bare minimum.

I'd make Supes more like his animated incarnation, Bats I'd downgrade just a tad so he's not some perfect parnoid meta-human in disguise. I'd also get rid of or improve all th' lame mainstays from earlier years. I mean, that Green Lantern with the puffy red shirt? He needs a costume change. Bad.

Eh, not so sure about making the heroes more 'realistic' I mean it is a comic. I like having the heroes interact with eachother often because in DC it is a world of supers.

Some of those ideas are cool. I like making Superman somewhat more like he is in the animated series but not exactly the same.

Yea 'paranoid' Batman kind of bothers me...he was basically half responisble or more for what happened in Infinite Crisis.

Green Lantern suit? You mean Alan Scott the first Green Lantern from? Since when is his shirt poofy? I like his design, it is different from the rest.

Course those are just my opinions about what you said.

Dude. Bruce punched Clark across a room. It did a good deal more than nothing.

Yea lol, even though Batman did not 100% wipe the floor with Superman the kryptonite made him way more vulnerable to the shocking and the hypersonics.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Eh, I like th' idea of heroes bein' such a way that you can actually believe they'd be among ya...somethin' I feel DC lacks.

And it was poofy last time I saw it in 52. Could be wrong, but the costume design is still incredibly dated and a little crappy. 21st Century, time to update. Oh, I'd also get rid of th' briefs outside of heroes' pants.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Only reason I can think of them not changing several costumes of the first Green Lantern or the first Flash is simply because they are the first; meh.

That way when they see all the flashes together or all the GL's or something they go "Hey, that is Alan Scott, the first GL...etc".

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Yeah, but GLs are a corps, right? They're a team, they wear a uniform. When uniforms get updated, usually ALL members hafta get the new uniforms. S'how I see it.

As fer Flash, not sayin' he hasta look like the other Flashes, but c'mon...he's runnin' around with a silver bowl on his head. It doesn't hurt to tweak a bit.

 

[trustyside-kick]

I understand your point about it being a Corps. but is Alan Scott really like an active member? I thought if anything he was more focused on JSA.

Yea, I do not like the first Flash's suit either.

 

[The Question]

Alan Scott is not a member of the corpse. The materials that his ring and lantern are made of were made by the gaurdians, but they did not give them to him. They went missing and he found them..

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Well, either way...they need new designs.

 

[The Leaguer]

Dude. Bruce punched Clark across a room. It did a good deal more than nothing.

Dude. Used to, that ring would put him on his knees. Now, it's like he didn't even notice it until it was on his chin. That's pretty much nothing.

 

[Ben Urich]

How did I miss this thread the first time?
Basically I'd return Lex Luthor to his roots as an evil businessman trying to go legit. He's not a master criminal or a mad scientist. I'd also try to make him more sympathetic (like Azzarello did in LL:MoS).
Uh.... that's about it

 

[The Question]

Dude. Used to, that ring would put him on his knees. Now, it's like he didn't even notice it until it was on his chin. That's pretty much nothing.

Kryptonite hasn't made Superman so incredibly incopasitated like that since the Crisis.

 

[The Leaguer]

So then... you agree that it does virtually nothing?