I, think I should share this.

[The Last Meatbag]

What if it's short and humourous?

You are hot,
And I am too,
Please **** me,
Something that rhymes with "too"

Then We'll watch Kung Fu?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

:feels gayer:

 

[Tangled Web]

Are YOU?!yes

Yeah. But I don't have girls lined up to **** me like you do. So...

 

[Harlekin]

that's surprisingly close..

i'll usually go up to the bar, grab a girl by the waist (she thinks i'm going to ask her to dance like every other jerk in the bar) and then i'll move her to the side so i can order a drink. i do that, get my drink, then grab her waist and move her back to where she was, and tell the bartender to give her a drink on me for being a good sport, then smile at her and walk off. no introductions, no talking, nothing.

no more then 20 minutes later she'll come find me. that's my move.

*scribbles down on paper*

I'm definitely remembering that one.

 

[JLBats]

Yeah.

Interesting.

Why do you ask?

 

[Tangled Web]

Interesting.

Why do you ask?

Well, I don't have girls lined up to **** me like you do. So, it's just curious that you're still a virgin.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

:feels gayer:

Good, now go make out with Ashley and take pictures for me

 

[JLBats]

Well, I don't have girls lined up to **** me like you do. So, it's just curious that you're still a virgin.

Yeah, because I have standards:rolleyesforeverandever:

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Good, now go make out with Ashley and take pictures for me

she went back to school.

 

[Mr. Credible]

*scribbles down on paper*

I'm definitely remembering that one.

damnit.

oh well. good luck. it takes practice and balls, but i guarantee success. it's the perfect way to show a girl you're not like the other 80 drunk a-hols in the bar, even if you are.

 

[Tangled Web]

Yeah, because I have standards:rolleyesforeverandever:

I'm sure there have to be a few that are up to your standards.

 

[JLBats]

I'm sure there have to be a few that are up to your standards.

But I don't luff them.

 

[Tangled Web]

But I don't luff them.

cop out

 

[JLBats]

cop out

Respect my choice

I sort of became a hero in the circles I hang out with when I said I'd be the only sober one at a party we had. Big mistake, everyone had a great time and I basically played the dad, but I kept some people from dying and now everyone loves me

 

[The Last Meatbag]

she went back to school.

I can come over in a brunette wig and tight low rider jeans

 

[JLBats]

 

[The Last Meatbag]

QUIT JUDGING ME........

 

[Harlekin]

damnit.

oh well. good luck. it takes practice and balls, but i guarantee success. it's the perfect way to show a girl you're not like the other 80 drunk a-hols in the bar, even if you are.

It's definitely something to try out a few times in an out-of-town bar.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

and that's why, I am the way, I am today.

You should not be sad with what you are,or how you act.Just keep in mind that you will find someone,someday.

 

[Tangled Web]

You should not be sad with what you are,or how you act.Just keep in mind that you will find someone,someday.

Thanks

 

[Tangled Web]

Oh wait are you guys talking about that poem from page 1? I never gave that to her. I wrote her that letter, but that poem, no.