I think my girlfriend is a nazi...

[Master Chief]

The Saturday that just passed was our anniversary, and she quoted Mein Kampf in the card she gave to me. After that, I also noticed that she does goose step salutes sometimes, and loves the smell of a burning cross in the yard. Oh yes, and the swastika tattoo on her head. I guess I should have known, since on our first date I went, "How are you?" And she said, "White power." What's the dealio?

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[D4rkShaDoWz]

thats some deep **** right there!

 

[The Chairman]

I'm just shocked MC has a girlfriend.

 

[Master Chief]

I never thought about it before, but... wow, I must be blinder than a bat.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I'm just shocked MC has a girlfriend.

 

[Immortalfire]

I don't think his girlfriend would appreciate his wanting to mate with Hype dudes. But if she's a Nazi, she probably wouldn't care anyway.

 

[Tissues]

Stephen Lynch, foo'!

 

[Downhere]

Ditto.

 

[The Chairman]

I actually do have a girl interested in me. So you fail.

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

Why is it bad to pre-judge everyone in the world except Nazis?

Some of my best employees have been Nazis. Why, just the other day I said, "Hauptman you are an excellent servile dolt".... then I killed him.
But still... you get my point...

 

[Master Chief]

Stephen Lynch, foo'!

:heart:

 

[Master Chief]

I actually do have a girl interested in me. So you fail.

Best of luck in your journey of love!

 

[The Chairman]

Best of luck in your journey of love!

Thanks.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I actually do have a girl interested in me. So you fail.

 

[BRUTAL]

Stephen Lynch, foo'!

How does no one see this?

 

[The Chairman]

Pwnage taste sweet. Like candy.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Wtf?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Pwnage taste sweet. Like candy.

 

[Tissues]

How does no one see this?

Like any normal person would do, you read the title then look for pictures. Everything else is just the sweet extra. Like a baby covered in semen.

 

[Noir]

Does she want you take a public shower?

 

[Erzengel]

Who took this picture?

 

[Master Chief]

Does she want you take a public shower?

She's asked a few times... not public, just shower... yeah... I'm not gonna be so thrilled about that from now on.

 

[Tangled Web]

She drives a ****ing Panzer baby.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Who took this picture?

I dunno. Ask NASTI. It's from the Album, posted here to illustrate a point.