shinlyle
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roy is gone, you say?Originally posted by Razia
Yah, and my faith in the mods is restored ^.^
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the witch is dead...
roy is gone, you say?Originally posted by Razia
Yah, and my faith in the mods is restored ^.^
yeah, i reported him to superherohype (the mod) and he heard our cries!Originally posted by Razia
Yah, and my faith in the mods is restored ^.^
Originally posted by That-Guy
Pitof's Moon Knight
David Davis Davido (Jack Black) had recently been released from a two year strech for exposing himself in public. He knows that he has a problem and it will ony be a short time until he finds himself back in a prison cell again for whipping something out. So he decides that they only way for him to keep up with his habit and not get thrown in jail is to fight crime while exposing himself. Thus he becomes the Moon Knight, the first crimefighter to moon people after he beats the crap out of them. But soon, a villain arises: the evil Censor (Will Ferrel), a right-wing religious nut who wants to put a stop to all things indecent. Luckily, Moon Knight has the aid of Nippleblade (Janet Jackson), a mercenary with one deadly breast.
Originally posted by Marvel zombie
Pitof presents....BLADE!
Mild mannered office worker during day, prostituting to vampires at night. Dominique Smith, AKA Blade, ( Halle Berry) was born part vampire when her mom was raped by several of them. Angry at how much she thirsts for blood ( and other bodily fluids ), she attacks what made her this way. She finds random vampire and offers them sex. Once she lures them back to her apartment, she brutally kills them with a sword to the rectum! Upon hearing about her, many vampires name her "skank walker". A male vampire named Erectus devises a plan. They plan to lure and trap Blade into having an orgy...OF DEATH! Will Blade fall for the trap? How many casualties will there be? How many times will roy see it?
FIND OUT NEXT SUMMER, located at a smut shop near you!
Originally posted by Weapon_X_2
FPitof presents The Fantastic Four
Tells the story of 4 untanlted wannabe singers who won a contest to be An American Idol, but unknown to them while performing for the judges of the show they where bombarded with Crappy Rays from the stage lights giving them each super powers. Scratchy Voice Girl (Kelly Clarkson) with the ability to make her voice sound Scratchy all the time, The Flamer (Clay Atkin) with the ability to flame on in a in second, Sweaty (Ruben Studdard) with the ability to sweat uncontrollably for hours and Vanishing Man(Justin Guarini) with the ability to vanish an from the public eye. Together they are The Fantastic Four, fighting to clean up the pop industry from the likes of Brittany Spheres whose magic chest and dance hypnotize men every where (Does not work on The Flamer) in to doing her bidding, Nsuck whose put out polluted merchandise to take money from the pre-pubescent girls of the world, Christiana ****ealiara who spreads deadly biologically diseases every where she goes. With FF own brand of justice they set out to change the world to make it a better place or do they? ?????
Find out in The Fantastic Four Coming Soon!
HAHAHA!! Brilliant!Originally posted by Weapon_X_2
FPitof presents The Fantastic Four
Tells the story of 4 untanlted wannabe singers who won a contest to be An American Idol, but unknown to them while performing for the judges of the show they where bombarded with Crappy Rays from the stage lights giving them each super powers. Scratchy Voice Girl (Kelly Clarkson) with the ability to make her voice sound Scratchy all the time, The Flamer (Clay Atkin) with the ability to flame on in a in second, Sweaty (Ruben Studdard) with the ability to sweat uncontrollably for hours and Vanishing Man(Justin Guarini) with the ability to vanish an from the public eye. Together they are The Fantastic Four, fighting to clean up the pop industry from the likes of Brittany Spheres whose magic chest and dance hypnotize men every where (Does not work on The Flamer) in to doing her bidding, Nsuck whose put out polluted merchandise to take money from the pre-pubescent girls of the world, Christiana ****ealiara who spreads deadly biologically diseases every where she goes. With FF own brand of justice they set out to change the world to make it a better place or do they? ?????
Find out in The Fantastic Four Coming Soon!
Originally posted by That-Guy
Pitof's The Green Hornet
Arrogance Alimony (Halle Berry) has recently quit her job working for an evil beekeeper Vincent Vernon Viscious (Sylvester Stallone) who has been embezzling money and experimenting on bees. While she is relaxing at home that evening, she is suddenly attacked by vicious, green killer bees. They leave her for dead, but little do the bees know that the experiments Viscious has performed on them have rendered them radioactive and now Arrogance has gained the power of a green bee! As the Green Hornet, she grows wings and flies around extracting pollen from flowers, and even makes honey! But most importantly, she finds that she has become the ultimate queen bee and now all the bees in the world worship her, so she gives in to her long time urge and has sex with 150,000,000 bees who nickname her the "Green ****e-net." Soon she sets out to get her revenge on Vicious and his sexy wife Viola (Demi Moore) who is just thrown in for a catfight! Get Green Horney this summer!
Originally posted by That-Guy
Pitof's Superman
Evan Essence (Vin Diesel) is a grocery store cashier who is really lousy at his job. He frequently short changes customers because he never learned how to count, read, or write. But then one day, the Reading Rainbow Guy (Levar Burton) shows up and after 6 long years, finally teaches him these things. He goes back to his cashier job and soon gets promoted to customer service manager. Soon Evan learns from a wandering hobo/prophet (Nick Nolte) that he is the last of seven "Supermarketmen" or simply, he is now "Superman." But soon an evil franchise grocer moves in across the street from Evan's humble grocery store. It's run by the maniacal Devon Diabolical (George Hamilton), a crazed grocery store manager with the power to make you believe his prices are the best.
Originally posted by That-Guy
Yeah, so did I. Man did that job suck.
Originally posted by shinlyle
Yikes. On that note....
Pitof Presents... Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back(Monster's Ball
Young Jackie(jay) Juggs(Halle Berry) is once single mother who is trying to raise her obese son without the help of her death row inmate husband (P. Diddy). Her Baby's Daddy is fried, and she is left a little angry about the situation. One noght , for no reason, her son is hit by a car as they walk along side of the road.
Billy Bob(Billy Bob Thornton) has gone back to being a Death row guard who helps provide for the inmates on their last day of their life. His dad is an incredibly bad racist. His son works with him very poorly. One day, Bob fries Jay's husband.
One day, Jackie goes to Bob's house and they have sex. Dirty sex. Mainly with her on top, of with Billy Bob smacking it form behind. Bob doesn't say a word, but Jay continnues to scream and yell and say things like "make me feel good". This scene makes up the rest of the movie.
This movie will win an award for "Best sex scene without an NC-17 rating.
Originally posted by That-Guy
LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that movie (or rather, Halle's performance in it) was seriously overrated.
Originally posted by That-Guy
LOL That was great!!!