If the Wrestling Thread wanted to dance, it'd get a date!

[LOBO3315a]

Jack "Roll a Doobie" Swagger wasn't let go?

 

[NDX]

Really, Miz? Schwagger? He's not a ****ing Nazi...

 

[The Apocalypse]

Was Miz about to say "you got arrested."?

 

[Benstamania]

Cole: This should be very controversial!

Translation: We hope like hell the media latches on to this like flies on ****.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Green Card on a pole match.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'm getting real tired of Fandango's rape face.

Fandango and Miz should have a rape faceoff.

 

[Metallo]

You've probably been watching wrestling for a while so you know that's just never going to happen. There going to have their match, it's going to be decent. I don't see the big deal. It's probably going to better than most the other matches that'll happen. It's pointless but if you might as well just change the channel when you see HHH cause he'll probably never put someone like Punk, Ziggy or like, DB over. Maybe Sheamus, if he wasnt so bland.

Yeah I know its not going to happen. Thats the point. Thats the problem. Thats partly why the product is so mediocre these days.

And a LOT of people have already changed the channel. Thats why they can't get their pie in the sky WWE network off the ground after years of pushing it back. A few big buyrates during WM season hasn't helped them at all with stuff like that because the suport isn't there during the rest of the year.

Thats why ratings dip during the rest of the year and yet the WWE braintrust gets mad at it. Why should they be surprised?

 

[Benstamania]

Green Card on a pole match.

Money.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Green Card on a pole match.

The winner gets Canadian citizenship.

 

[The Sage]

This segment is uncomfortable.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Damn this is boring.

 

[SuperBatman]

This Promo is making me think Zeb was Fighting Del Rio not Swagger.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Exactly. Thank you. I'm glad someone gets it. Look at how many memorable names they had job to Lesnar. Why can't they do even a fourth of that for some of these guys now? Its needed now more than ever since the veteran talent is getting older, retiring, or dropping like flies and they've done almost nothing to really push the next generation that will have to take over soon. Why isn't Punk getting more strong wins like that?

Punk should have gotten a rocket lit under him after he cut that pipebomb promo. Instead they threw a seven foot tall busted ass bucket of cold water named Kevin Nash on him.

Its like some people want me to read off the list of guys WWE used to rely on seven years ago but can't anymore. Its do or die time for the roster right now. WWE needs to start making valuable use of the few big names they have to help the long term product.

Exactly. It's not like HHH vs. Brock is Rock/Cena either.

Lesnar was on tv for only 5 months in total before winning the title from The Rock.

In his first year (Wrestlemania 18-19), he had RVD, The Rock, Undertaker, and Kurt Angle put him over. It's not like this haven't happened before and they could invest in the future while attracting older crowds.

 

[Incrediblejeff]

LOL @ Zeb rolling his r's.

 

[LOBO3315a]

 

[NDX]

The winner gets Canadian citizenship.

I want in on this match!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

This Promo is making me think Zeb was Fighting Del Rio not Swagger.

Yeah, is Swagger fighting? It's not like Swagger's Brock and can let his manager do all the talking.

 

[Benstamania]

Swaggers trying to hold that lisp back even without talking

.

 

[Hunter Rider]

I hate boooolies!

 

[Metallo]

Did Del Rio call Swagger YACK? LOL.

Del Rio doesn't like bullies? After what he did to Rey and Christian? Ah Wrestling logic.

This promo...For a while Colter sounded like the babyface. Jeez.

 

[JabarR]

I smell Triple Threat Match st WM 29 for the WHC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

The wrestling thread hates boooolies!

 

[Hunter Rider]

I don't get why Swagger has not been stripped of his #1 contender spot.

 

[strikezone89]

Looks like they are not taking swaggers mania spot.. :-(

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm disappointed that the arrest wasn't mentioned, seeing that WWE wants to push for "reality".