If there was a being smarter and more powerful than God...

[Speedball]

When Chicken Little thought the sky was falling, it was actually the Bible that fell from the sky?

So a chicken discovered a highly complex religion? That is utterly genius.

 

[Abaddon]

Hmm...How were we made aware of God in the first place?

Depends which God you mean.

 

[Turtle-Man]

So a chicken discovered a highly complex religion? That is utterly genius.

Are you proposing that a cow discovered religion and not a chicken?

Edit: Okay, that was dumb. I finally learned the difference between Utter and Udder.

 

[Speedball]

Depends which God you mean.

Well, there's only one God, but he has different names (Yahweh, Allah).

 

[Speedball]

Are you proposing that a cow discovered religion and not a chicken?

No...wait...maybe it was a Cow AND a Chicken...Then they fought about the copyright and the Cow squashed the Chicken.

 

[Turtle-Man]

No...wait...maybe it was a Cow AND a Chicken...Then they fought about the copyright and the Cow squashed the Chicken.

But then the Chicken swore he would return, and the Cow lived on, carrying the Bible to the end of his days. The Bible vanished for thousands of years... until a boy and his cousin went fishing one day.

 

[Abaddon]

was Aton one of them?

 

[Speedball]

But then the Chicken swore he would return, and the Cow lived on, carrying the Bible of Power to the end of his days. The Bible of Power vanished for thousands of years... until a boy and his cousin went fishing one day.

HAHAHA!!!
the boy found the bible, then his cousin beat him senseless with a shepards crook and stole it. What he was doing with a Shepard's crook, I don't know, but he had one is all that matters.

 

[Turtle-Man]

HAHAHA!!!
the boy found the bible, then his cousin beat him senseless with a shepards crook and stole it. What he was doing with a Shepard's crook, I don't know, but he had one is all that matters.

The cousin ran away and took the Bible with him. Because of this, the Bible granted him unnatural longevity, and he lived for hundreds of years, slowly transforming in the process. His faith in the Bible allowed him to finally speak to the one he looked up to. However, due to his greed, and his sins, a monstrous beast he became, and the Bible abandoned him. The most unsuspecting person then discovered it.

 

[Speedball]

The cousin ran away and took the Bible with him. Because of this, the Bible granted him unnatural longevity, and he lived for hundreds of years, slowly transforming in the process. Unexpectedly, the Bible abandoned him, and the most unsuspecting person discovered it.

Ashton Kutcher found it while on his way to defeat the dreaded dragon Rosie O'Donell. It granted him longevity as well, but the Dark Lord Chicken was rising in power again, and he sent out his rider's the Hilton sisters, to find it and bring it back to him.
Kutcher left the ring to his nephew, Bruce Willis, and went to spend the rest of his days in Saskatchewan.