Spider-Man wisecracks. It's what he does. When you think about Spider-Man, what comes to mind are his red & blue costume, his webs and they way he raises his opponent's blood pressure with quips. And no one excepts him to talk nonstop, making wisecrack after wisecrack without breathing. But he should talk during a fight and not be almost mute. That isn't Spidey.
Rino Romano, Sean Marquette , Josh Keaton, Neil Patrick Harris and Christopher Daniel Barnes. These are the guys you can call perfect. Tobey Mcquire? He is less annoying than Mike Vaughn from Webs of Shadows. That's about it.