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If you could stumble upon...

....

  • Cure for Cancer

  • Cure for AIDS

  • Cure for Diabetes

  • Cure for the common cold

  • The meaning of life

  • Irrefutable and incontrovertible proof that God does exist

  • Irrefutable and incontrovertible proof that God does not exist

  • The ability to travel through time

  • Whether or not there is life after death

  • Irrefutable and incontrovertible proof that there is extraterrestrial life

  • Irrefutable and incontrovertible proof that there is no extraterrestrial life

  • The key to biological immortality

  • Where did life come from

  • What is at Earth’s core

  • What the universe is made of

  • What happens to items that have been sucked into a black hole

  • How does the brain produce consciousness

  • What is up with island in LOST

  • Why the Mona Lisa is smiling

  • What exactly is Area 51

  • Big Foot proof

  • Chupacabra proof

  • What exactly is the Bermuda Triangle

  • What an orgasm feels like for a member of the opposite sex

  • The exact location of Osama Bin Laden

  • Proof that Bush knocked down the towers

  • Proof that the CIA killed JFK

  • Proof that Saddam Hussein Is Not Dead

  • Proof that Bush did not knock down the towers

  • Proof that Cockroaches can Survive A Nuclear Blast

  • Proof that Cockroaches can't Survive A Nuclear Blast


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The Spawn

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...the one of the above, which would it be?
 
I would chose time travel because you could knock a few things off the list with that. For instance, I could go way into the future....find out the cure for AIDS from any advanced human civilization and bring it back.

Secondly I'd like to know how the brain produces consciousness (That has always been one of life's greatest mysteries for me!)....its so strange and unusual.

I would've probably chosen the meaning of life but Im afraid Im going to get something lame like: To be happy and enjoy yourself.
 
What an orgasm feels like for a member of the opposite sex

:eek:

I'd NEVER even thought about that one. I always just understood it as being a short distraction from composing her shopping list. But what it actually feels like...

I need to know. Spawn, get a woman in here. ASAP.
 
Actually, you would come across the components and environment necessary for time travel...not like,you could travel through time at will or in your own Delorian...you would have to bring your formula or ingredients for time travel to someone who has the finances/means to produce it.

Which, if you found the answer to time travel you probably do have a financial backer.

Just disregard the start of my post.
 
There isn't anything about the FairTax up there. :(
 
the key to biological immortality is a continuous rate of cell multiplication and regeneration
 
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I have absolutly no idea what to vote for.
I want to discover time travel or alien life.
However, I have diabetes and So I would want to find a cure for it.
but, one can live with it so perhaps I shoudn't be so selfish and and find a cure for people with HIV or Serious Cancer.
 
I clicked on stumbling on the meaning of life...then I realized that the meaning of life means different things to different people, and that it is up to the individual to determine that for themselves. I guess I really did stumble on the meaning of life in this very thread.
 
:eek:

I'd NEVER even thought about that one. I always just understood it as being a short distraction from composing her shopping list. But what it actually feels like...

I need to know. Spawn, get a woman in here. ASAP.
:hehe: I voted for the samething, even though time travel comes in at a close second.
 
I clicked on stumbling on the meaning of life...then I realized that the meaning of life means different things to different people, and that it is up to the individual to determine that for themselves. I guess I really did stumble on the meaning of life in this very thread.

That right there is the power of Spawn.
 
:hehe: I voted for the samething, even though time travel comes in at a close second.

So, go on then, what does it feel like? Use your mad skillz to describe when your ladygarden explodes.

Edit: Within the confines of PG13, of course :)
 
So, go on then, what does it feel like? Use your mad skillz to describe when your ladygarden explodes.

Edit: Within the confines of PG13, of course :)
you want me to tell the secret in here? you must be mad. lol
Nah, I will share, why not...
I would suppose it feels different for everyone, but the best way to describe it is, it feels like waves of tingles over your entire body and then at the end it is like a load of big tidal waves coming in all at once. Then the most relaxating feeling washes over and then either you are ready for more, or a good nap hahaha

You're turn...tell tell tell
 
Area 51, because I gurantee you it contains the majority of the answers to those questions.
 
Time travel, once you've got that down you can pretty much work out the rest of them.
 
The Meaning of Life. Then I would tell no one. :hehe:
 
You've got Bigfoot and Chupacabra up there, but no Nessie? :csad:
 
Time travel. Of course it wouid have to be a time traveling Delorean.
 
you want me to tell the secret in here? you must be mad. lol
Nah, I will share, why not...
I would suppose it feels different for everyone, but the best way to describe it is, it feels like waves of tingles over your entire body and then at the end it is like a load of big tidal waves coming in all at once. Then the most relaxating feeling washes over and then either you are ready for more, or a good nap hahaha

You're turn...tell tell tell

It kinda feels li--

:wow: ArhhgoOh, *fart* ZzzzZZzz

Something like that.
 
There's more to it though. Like the whole "you have to wait a bit to reload" thing.
 
I don't want to find any of those things. i'd like to stumble across the constitution and bylaws of utopia.
 
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