If you were to have someone Narrate your life who would it be?

[bullets]

Gilbert Gottfried as punishment to anyone who dares watch my life.

 

[Mr. Socko]

Vincent Price is the only one who could do it.

 

[Guy Gardner]

Ian McKellen. He narrates everything I read as it is, he might as well narrate my life.

 

[Master Chief]

Emilie de Ravin. :heart:

Aussie accent ftw.

Am I the only one who wants a chick to narrate? LOL!

 

[Conebone69]

morgan freeman for sure

 

[DDS]

The guy who narrates the "Half Life: Full Life Consequences" videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

"*chuckles* HE WOKE UP AND FINDED TOTHBRUSH."

 

[The Man of Steel]

Chaim Topol or Bruce Campbell

 

[Halloween]

Sir Alec Guinness

R.I.P.

 

[Halloween]

Spoiler

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds...pe&quote=generations.txt&file=generations.wav

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Bruce Campbell or David Lynch

 

[Tempest19]

I'll go for the cliche. James Earl Jones.

 

[Jono Starsmore]

Tom Hanks. Mwahahaha.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Gilbert Gottfried as punishment to anyone who dares watch my life.

I would use Roseanne Barr for that same reason.

 

[p.marlowe]

Ron Howard

 

[Lighthouse]

Either Charlton Heston or Stephen Fry.

 

[Sugarculted]

RDJ is the man to narrate my life

 

[GL1]

Carrot Top. ...

Maybe not... either Ron Pearlman or the AllState guy...

 

[Agent M]

john mayer. it would be soothing

 

[Sloth7d]

Max Payne, because my life isn't pretentious enough.
If I felt suicidal though, I'd choose that chick from Stranger Than Fiction or maybe Light Yagami.