Is it really "Just the internet"?

That's the science of it all.

Oh, look! It's nosebleed! No, wait! That post is actually entertaining. Bamfer! Duh.
 
If I was recruiting a Superteam, what would you say a Bamfer has over say a Nosebleed?
 
I love alla you guys *Hiccup* gimme a hug! STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE MAN!

*collapses drunk in a pile of his own puke*

That pretty much sums it up.
 
Handjob and murder are very unrelated. Unless you're watching snuff.
 
Some guy called you in the middle of the night and asked you if you wanted him to give another guy a handjob? I think that's pretty damn sexy, personally. :o
 
No love or real friendship, but plenty of like and dislike.:heart:
 
I'd love a friend like that. :)

My boss has been on my case, I'd appreciate if you go over there and give him a handie.
 
Some guy called you in the middle of the night and asked you if you wanted him to give another guy a handjob? I think that's pretty damn sexy, personally. :o

I have good taste in friends. :up:
 
What I said made no sense, and yet you had an answer. I'm temporarily fascinated by you now.
 
Don't be honored. I hate you already. :csad: And I ate your food. :csad:
 
I practice what I'd say drunk on SHH...so when I'm inebriated in person I know what I can get away with and what I can't.

No...that's not true. I just like drinking...and I just happen to be posting at the same time. Like now...except hopefully moreso distasteful later tonight after more of what I'm having now.

And I'm going to post some distasteful pictures if I keep thinking that I had posted what I know I didn't post but the posts are posted in a manner that hints that I posted those posts. :cmad:
 
Don't be honored. I hate you already. :csad: And I ate your food. :csad:

I'm fickle and my emotions are easily aroused. Among other things.

And food is the only thing that gets me through the day. I have to suicide now. I hope you're happy.
 

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