Why Are You Crouching Spock?
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He was pretty funny in The Dark Knight.
Grorar rarra rarar.
Grorar rarra rarar.
Someone send me this:
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Christian Bale at his comedic best.
Something involving Christian Bale and Robert Downey Jr. together would be awesome.
Ok i admit it, u made me laughA remake of Pretty Woman but called Pretty Man with Bale as a homeless bum with a heart of gold who gets picked up by rich socialite played by Sarah Jessica Parker.
And ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' would be the song played during the trying out new outfits montage.
Oscar winning material written all over it.

I DONT WANT THIS MOVIE TO EVER HAPPEN...BUT IF IT MUST -
Bale as Riggs in LW remake.![]()


tonight, christian bale finally got his oscar. After a decade of dark, edgy, and intense roles in films like american psycho, the machinist, and rescue dawn he finally got the respect he was looking for. So, now, it's time for him to do a romantic comedy. He should take a break from losing weight and screaming at crew members. Have some fun!
If Bale said he won't do a musical ever again, then he certainly won't do a romantic comedy.
If he was in it, he would be intense as ****. He would gain weight in chips and beer as a reaction to his character's on screen break up. Then he'll run through the streets and attack old women and scream at them then break down and cry.
I think I suggested that already.
But a movie with him and RDJ, my mind would blow into a million pieces. **** The Expendables. A movie with just those two playing off eachother (a buddy cop film no less) is better than anything in this world right now.