It's Too Bad She Won't Lounge! But Then Again, Who Does?

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  1. KRYPTON INC. Incorporated Kryptonian

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    She dreams of CGI Little People.
     
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  2. Spider-Aziz Flame Roy Returns

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  3. Roose Bolton Son of Katas

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    @Reek, he's more of a "The" than most.

    I shudder to think.
     
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  4. Reek _____

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    I wonder what Ruth is doing right now...

    ... Yes.. I just started an all lounge story... in need of contribution....

    This morning, Ruth made pancakes... she sat there staring at the daily paper... "why isn't Sia a headline?", she thought.... Ruth then grabbed her phone. She needs an uber, you see, cause she cannot drive.

    "Where is she going?" Reek pondered as he looked upon his security cameras.

    continue.
     
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  5. Roose Bolton Son of Katas

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    "The local elementary school," Ruth tells her uber driver, "I have some H that needs to be unloaded."

    "What?!?" The poor uber driver asks in baffled disgust, his moustachioed face twisted in outrage. "What is wrong with you young lady?"

    A tense moment settles, with the Uber driver anxiously fingering the .38 magnum on his hip while Ruth adjusted her arm to check that the derringer was still in place. The scent of death was in the air.

    "Who's faster on the draw?" Reek pondered from his place by the security camera.
     
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  6. squeekness The mighty squeek!

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    Ugh, back to work and not liking it. :(
     
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  7. Morg Super Moderator

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    I was afraid of them being in the driver's seat of their cars the most even if for a very slow and short ride, but there are those who did it.

    :dry:
     
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    im disappointed no one continued the Legacy of Ruth Fisher. I had high hopes for contributions from Brian, Miguel and Greens
     
  11. Perfect Cell I wish you weren't so f***in' awkward, bud

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    I was out of town all day, I didn't know I was going to be called on for improv class. But fine...

    The Uber driver was well aware that a gunfight would draw the attention of the authorities, and he couldn't have people snooping around the contents of his trunk. Plus, there was his star rating to consider. A dead woman gives no fives, as the saying goes.

    "Look lady, I just want to get through this shift and be on my way. Just don't go to my kid's school, alright?"

    Ruth slumped back into her seat, disappointed. "I haven't seen anyone die today", she wistfully murmured.

    "That's... a bad thing?" The Uber driver was suddenly very aware that the temperature in the car had dropped by about ten degrees. He then felt cold steel against the nape of his neck.

    "Do you want to know who my Queen of the Month is?"
     
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    Glorious
     
  13. LibidoLoca Politically Delicious

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    I'm not totally unopposed to The Golden Girls solving mysteries.
     
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    The Golden Girls, of course.
     
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    The Frasier one, just to see the two brothers make more foul ups like they did when they were the reason a faulty arrest happen due to them not telling the difference between a real skull and a plastic one they dug up by breaking and entering.
     
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  16. LibidoLoca Politically Delicious

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    I don't know Dorothy is quite the sleuth like in that mystery weekend episode.
     
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  17. Mandon Knight This means something to those who believe....

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    GG would get the case solved quicker, Frasier & Niles would (as was proved) with their ode to Hamlet, take too long and arrive at the wrong conclusion.
     
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    As the winner of this years "It Girl" award, i'd like to thank the academy, god, and maybelline mascara
     
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  19. LibidoLoca Politically Delicious

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    The spirit of Ruth Fisher compels you.
     
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  20. Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    Can we make a film about the spirit of Ruth Fisher?
     
  21. LibidoLoca Politically Delicious

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    Wouldn't that be a slideshow of Famke Jannsen to the tune of Chandelier?
     
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  22. Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    It sounds like you really understood Ruth as a person. :up:
     
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    True, but that would make their show funnier
     
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  25. ComicChick I Work Too Much

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