It's Too Bad She Won't Lounge! But Then Again, Who Does?

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I wonder what Ruth is doing right now...

... Yes.. I just started an all lounge story... in need of contribution....

This morning, Ruth made pancakes... she sat there staring at the daily paper... "why isn't Sia a headline?", she thought.... Ruth then grabbed her phone. She needs an uber, you see, cause she cannot drive.

"Where is she going?" Reek pondered as he looked upon his security cameras.

continue.
 
"The local elementary school," Ruth tells her uber driver, "I have some H that needs to be unloaded."

"What?!?" The poor uber driver asks in baffled disgust, his moustachioed face twisted in outrage. "What is wrong with you young lady?"

A tense moment settles, with the Uber driver anxiously fingering the .38 magnum on his hip while Ruth adjusted her arm to check that the derringer was still in place. The scent of death was in the air.

"Who's faster on the draw?" Reek pondered from his place by the security camera.
 
im disappointed no one continued the Legacy of Ruth Fisher. I had high hopes for contributions from Brian, Miguel and Greens
 
I was out of town all day, I didn't know I was going to be called on for improv class. But fine...

The Uber driver was well aware that a gunfight would draw the attention of the authorities, and he couldn't have people snooping around the contents of his trunk. Plus, there was his star rating to consider. A dead woman gives no fives, as the saying goes.

"Look lady, I just want to get through this shift and be on my way. Just don't go to my kid's school, alright?"

Ruth slumped back into her seat, disappointed. "I haven't seen anyone die today", she wistfully murmured.

"That's... a bad thing?" The Uber driver was suddenly very aware that the temperature in the car had dropped by about ten degrees. He then felt cold steel against the nape of his neck.

"Do you want to know who my Queen of the Month is?"
 
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I'm not totally unopposed to The Golden Girls solving mysteries.
 
The Frasier one, just to see the two brothers make more foul ups like they did when they were the reason a faulty arrest happen due to them not telling the difference between a real skull and a plastic one they dug up by breaking and entering.
 
I don't know Dorothy is quite the sleuth like in that mystery weekend episode.
 
GG would get the case solved quicker, Frasier & Niles would (as was proved) with their ode to Hamlet, take too long and arrive at the wrong conclusion.
 
Can we make a film about the spirit of Ruth Fisher?
 
GG would get the case solved quicker, Frasier & Niles would (as was proved) with their ode to Hamlet, take too long and arrive at the wrong conclusion.

True, but that would make their show funnier
 
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