I've been Banned from Wal-Mart

[Morg]

I bet this is fake.

Not the list, seen it before. Still funny

 

[TrailerCues]

WHat did you think Dew was short for?

Moutain Dew ?



jk

 

[Boom]

WHat did you think Dew was short for?

I didn't know it was short for anything .

 

[LEX]

9. March 26, 2006: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked her nose.

13. May 1, 2006: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled, "PICK ME! — PICK ME!"

6. January 23, 2006: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Feburary 15, 2006: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers she'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. March 5, 2006: When a clerk asked if she could help her, she threw herself down on the floor, began to cry and wailed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

14. May 12, 2006: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, she assumed the fetal position and screamed, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

Good ones.

Yeah, you didn't really do these, did you?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I didn't know it was short for anything .

My full name is Dewdrop Karma Mosenberg

 

[tzarinna]

Those non-union rat bastards

 

[TrailerCues]

I didn't know it was short for anything .

Haha I saw the post before the edit

 

[Holly Goodhead]

My full name is Dewdrop Karma Mosenberg

I thought your name was Heather Kenealy.

Who are you.

 

[Backdrifter]

omg shes JEWISH!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I thought your name was Heather Kenealy.

Who are you.

That's my non-ethnic non de plume

 

[squeekness]

LOL. Next time you go shopping, give me a call, Dew. I could use a little excitement and a good laugh.

 

[Bat Attack]

Hi Sqeekness.

 

[passerby]

My full name is Dewdrop Karma Mosenberg

Your parents gave you no chance.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

omg shes JEWISH!

Mel Gibson hates me

 

[Themanofbat]

I went to Wal-Mart one time after X-Mas (it was almost -40 outside) wearing nothing but my Spider-Man spandex costume.

A lot of kids were waving to me, and it was all in good fun until a stupid midget woman claiming to be the manager approached me with her two maggia goons and asked me to remove my mask. I said no, not wanting to reveal my identity in front of the kids, and she then asked me again or I would be "forced" to leave the premises. I thought about it, and I considered doing it, as I was there to get something, which was right in front of me. (I couldn't just get it and buy it... they were making a stand and giving me but one choice... remove the mask and stay, or leave). When I decided to remove the mask, because I really wanted to make that purchase, she told me that I still had to leave. Luckily, I hadn't taken off my mask yet. So I cleared it with her that regardless of whether or not the mask was removed, I had to leave anyway??? WTF??? So I politely told her to "F***k Off" in a low voice, because I didn't want to tarnage Spidey's good image in front of the kids who were watching this debacle, and I left the store loudly proclaiming that "Spidey shops at Sears... tell your parents" to all the young on-lookers.

The funny part was about one year later, when the Spider-Man DVD's came out at Wal-Mart, there were Spidey's everywhere.





Once I got outside, I realized I parked the car on the other side of the mall... and remember, it was -40 outside. I almost froze my spider-nuts off.

 

[passerby]

I went to Wal-Mart one time after X-Mas (it was almost -40 outside) wearing nothing but my Spider-Man spandex costume.

A lot of kids were waving to me, and it was all in good fun until a stupid midget woman claiming to be the manager approached me with her two maggia goons and asked me to remove my mask. I said no, not wanting to reveal my identity in front of the kids, and she then asked me again or I would be "forced" to leave the premises. I thought about it, and I considered doing it, as I was there to get something, which was right in front of me. (I couldn't just get it and buy it... they were making a stand and giving me but one choice... remove the mask and stay, or leave). When I decided to remove the mask, because I really wanted to make that purchase, she told me that I still had to leave. Luckily, I hadn't taken off my mask yet. So I cleared it with her that regardless of whether or not the mask was removed, I had to leave anyway??? WTF??? So I politely told her to "F***k Off" in a low voice, because I didn't want to tarnage Spidey's good image in front of the kids who were watching this debacle, and I left the store loudly proclaiming that "Spidey shops at Sears... tell your parents" to all the young on-lookers.

The funny part was about one year later, when the Spider-Man DVD's came out at Wal-Mart, there were Spidey's everywhere.





Once I got outside, I realized I parked the car on the other side of the mall... and remember, it was -40 outside. I almost froze my spider-nuts off.

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[Kmack]

Walmart sux anyway

 

[Themanofbat]

What the hell are you talking about?

Learn to read... it's fun

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Wal-Mart is for poor people. I cant be in this thread anymore..

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Wal-Mart is for poor people. I cant be in this thread anymore..

But I was going to buy you this bowl of balls

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Well ok, more the merrier.

 

[Kraven]

That list is classic... If it's true, then you are my idol. Me and my gang are definately going to be trying these.

 

[Joker]

me and my friends almost got kicked out once for throwing balls at each other in the toy department...they told us to stop, and started yelling, so I ran away as fast as I could, and my friends had to pick up the balls

 

[squeekness]

LOL. Nice friend you are. . ^^

Hi Sqeekness.

Howdy.

 

[Darth Elektra]

They just sent me this letter in the mail

Awsome, Those are pretty hilarious things you did...

You rock!