The Dark Knight Joker Quotes in TDK

[Two-Face]

"Six"

 

[raider34r]

I LOVE this quote and the way he says it, pure awesomeness:


"Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? Then we'll see, how loyal, a hungry dog really is. It's not about the money... it's about... sending a message. Everything burns. "

 

[ironwez20]

what did he say when he was about to hit batman with the crowbar, something about familiar places i forget.

 

[Pho3nix]

My favorite one is "...You oughta know you bought it!" he says it in such a funny tone. It's probably the funniest scene in the movie for me as well.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Does anyone else think the most amazing Joker bit in the movie, comes with Ledger hanging upside down? How in the world did he deliver those great lines, just hanging there like that? WOW!

That is a great scene. The laughing that ends the scene is such a great send off for the character in the movie.

 

[Kronser]

*Looks at Two-Face*

"Hi..."

agreed, i loved that moment.

that whole scene was one of the best in the movie

 

[StylishHokie21]

All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them! Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!

 

[SuperSarah!]

sorry if this has already been brought up somewhere else but you know, i really loved the way Heath said " The good cop bad cop routine" during the interrogation scene. it was all nasally and funny and I liked it

 

[DAMU RYDER]

"If your good at something never do it for free"- Joker

That line right there got be the realest quote in the movie. The joker got a cosign by me instantly. Does anybody agree with me?

 

[The Dutch Hulk]

I also and really liked his first line in the movie when he took off the mask and showed his face.

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

Love how the tone in his voice was but that was with all his lines !!!

 

[Nightmare]

Just one of many classic scenes from the Joker.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

whysoserious your avvy is baddass!! anyway my favourite joker quote is when hes talking to rachel "........NOW i see the funny side........NOW i'm always smiling!!"

 

[Nightmare]

A little fight in ya, I like that!

 

[Lienlien]

Listen, I know why you choose to have your little (coughs) group therapy sessions in broad daylight....

 

[Ace of Knaves]

lol thats a good one aswell.

 

[Lienlien]

No, no, no. I kill the bus driver!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"hes not getting up is he?!?!"

 

[The Dutch Hulk]

"I took Gotham's white knight, and lowered him to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push."[laughs]

 

[The Dutch Hulk]

This one is awesome too

Talking to Two-Face in Gotham's General Hospital

"You see, nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If I told people that a gangbanger was going to get shot, or a busload of soldiers was going to get blown up, nobody would panic. Because it's all part of the plan. But tell people that one tiny little mayor is going to die and everyone loses their minds!"

 

[Paradyme]

"Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I-I mean what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm? You see a guy like me-"

"A freak."

"Ehhhh, a guy like me, you see I know why you have your little *ehem* group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you can't go out at night...the Batman. You see Batman has shown Gotham your true col-ors un-for-tun-ately. Dent, he's just the beginning and as for the, uh, so, called televisions plan. Batman has no jurisdiction. Batman will find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see 'em and *points at t.v.*"

 

[ronny]

"Ten."

 

[p4poetic]

Saw the movie again yesterday. Although nothing compares to the first time you see something, I enjoyed watching it again. And I'll be seeing it at the imax theater next week... I can't remember the last movie I wanted to see more then once.

About the mouthing six/ten debate (its amazing how that discussion came out) he wasn't mouthing anything. He just made a face like someone mentioned probably 12 pages back, 'oh six? that many, wow'. It's amazing how yellow his teeth looked in that shot.

I like the way he says the "And I'm gonna give it to 'em" line and the "feed you to your pooches" line. Those are my favorite ones and I don't know why. I keep saying those.

I love the way when he said 'All you want is money...' his voice, its just unbelievable. Especially the first time we get to hear it. Its gold, because he's wearing the clown mask. 'No, I hit the bus driver...' (I think that's what he said).

 

[jackjack924]

Everything burns.

 

[Paradyme]

Especially the first time we hear it. Its gold, because he's wearing the clown mask. 'No, I hit the bus driver...' (I think that's what he said).

Close...

No, no, no. I kill the bus driver!

 

[p4poetic]

Heh, I knew something about what I wrote didn't seem accurate

sorry if this has already been brought up somewhere else but you know, i really loved the way Heath said " The good cop bad cop routine" during the interrogation scene. it was all nasally and funny and I liked it

I like when Gordon goes 'Not exactly...' and brings Batman in. He comes in there almost like a monster unleashed. It was especially chilling when he takes the chair and locks the door, he really was not playing.