The Dark Knight Joker Quotes in TDK

[AStagnantSleep]

I sure everyone would love to know them all so let's put them all in one thread.

I really wish I remember that one line with him and Gambol, in the pool hall. haha

 

[gazzilla8000]

"Look at you go!!"

"Wanna see a magic trick?"

"One night my father went on the drink, a little cRaZierrr than usual..."

 

[james283126]

and say what you want about the suit,,ur money bought it

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

"What did your balls fall off"

 

[ross2287]

Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it needs is a little push.

 

[RabidSpartan]

My favorite went something like this

"I'm looking to add to my ranks, but I've only got one spot left, so we're going to have try outs."

 

[Magenta666]

"and i thought my jokes were bad"
"batman has no jurisdiction"
"i know a squealer when i see one"
"yes" (in response to "so you think you can just steal from us?")
"lets not blow this out of proportion"
"wanna know how i got these scars?"
ill try to remember what i can from the first scar story
"my father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he comes off crazier than usual, my mom grabs a knife from the kitchen to defend herself and my father didnt like that at all, so, in front of me, he takes the knife to her face and asks me 'why so serious?'....well...why so serious?"
"we made it!"
"i had a wife, she was beautiful like you, but she used to gamble, get in deep with the sharks, so one day, they cut up her face, see we had no money for surgery"....and i cant remember the rest
"oh very poor choice of words"
"could you give me a minute here?"
"i love this job"
"dent, dent, dent, harvey dent, oh! excuse me, i wanna drive"

 

[SPIDERMAN117]

"Were destine to do this forever."

 

[warren_sparta27]

You complete me

 

[ArkhamAsylum]

anyone know verbatim the "chaos" speech? need it.

 

[Aidan2209]

"I'm like a dog chasing cars...I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one!"

 

[StylishHokie21]

"You see I'm a guy of simple tastes. I enjoy dynamite, gunpowder, and GASOLINEEEEE!"

 

[Bond]

*Looks at Two-Face*

"Hi..."

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

*Looks at Two-Face*

"Hi..."

your sig=brilliant
and that scene made me laugh more than any scene(except the magic trick scene)

 

[Bond]

your sig=brilliant

Thanks.

and that scene made me laugh more than any scene(except the magic trick scene)

Haha yea, I laughed really hard at both scenes.

 

[Harvester]

If we don't take care of this... soon. Little, Gamble?... Here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma!

 

[AStagnantSleep]

It's so sad when you realize these words are weak unless Ledger says them.

Again, R.I.P.

 

[(S)laughter 99]

*talking to cop whose friends Joker killed*
"Would ya like to know which of em were cowards?! *grins*"

 

[PWN3R]

"I'm like a dog chasing cars...I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one!"

Absolutely my favorite line in the entire film. That and the, "I'm not crazy. I'm not."

 

[(S)laughter 99]

"LOOK AT ME!!!"
"Would ya like to know which of em were cowards?!"
*you're crazy* "No...I'm not"

 

[JayTee]

How could you guys forget "I want my phone call."! Haha

 

[NoName86]

lol yea the phone call one was funny

 

[Nightmare]

Where two face flips the coin.

"Heads you die"

Joker = "Now we're talkin"

 

[VII7]

"i just want my phone call"

**** i cant pick everything he said was GOLD.

 

[SonikDeath]

I crapped my pants when Joker said "LOOK AT ME", it was so scary.