"and i thought my jokes were bad"
"How 'bout a magic trick? I can make this pencil disappear........TA DA! It's gone!
"batman has no jurisdiction"
"i know a squealer when i see one"
"yes" (in response to "so you think you can just steal from us?")
"lets not blow this out of proportion"
"wanna know how i got these scars?"
ill try to remember what i can from the first scar story
"my father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he comes off crazier than usual, my mom grabs a knife from the kitchen to defend herself and my father didnt like that at all, so, in front of me, he takes the knife to her face and asks me 'why so serious?'....well...why so serious?"
"we made it!"
"i had a wife, she was beautiful like you, but she used to gamble, get in deep with the sharks, so one day, they cut up her face, see we had no money for surgery"....and i cant remember the rest
"oh very poor choice of words"
"could you give me a minute here?"
"i love this job"
"dent, dent, dent, harvey dent, oh! excuse me, i wanna drive"
"evening commissioner"
"how would i know? Ive been here the entire time....where did you leave him" (or something like that)"with your men? are you sure they arent the mobs men?"
"got the time?"
"well depending on what time it is, he could be in one place...or several"
"the good cop bad cop routine?"
"never start with the victims head...makes him all woozy...see?"
"kill you? i dont want to you kill you"
"your just a freak like me"
"theyll cast you out....like a leper!"
"see im not a monster...im just ahead of the curve"
"well your going to have to play my little game if you want to save one of them"
"i want my phone call, i want it, i want my phone call"
"how many of your friends did i kill?"
"do you know why i use knives? Guns are too quick (i forget this part) See in the end people show who they really are...so really, i knew your friends better than you ever did"
"would you like to know which ones were cowards?"
"see im a man of simple tastes, i enjoy gunpowder, dynamite, and gasoline"
"do you know what all these things have in common? theyre cheep"
and the pooches bit, which we all know
"i had a dream...(i completely forget this part but its him on the phone on gotham tonight)
"ive changed my mind i dont want to know batman"
"........hi....."(to dent)
"im like a dog chasing cars...i wouldnt know what to do with one once i caught it"
"im an agent of chaos"
"do i really look like the type of guy who has a plan?"
"see, gordon hes a schemer"
"you had plans, look where they gothcha"
"i just wanted to say...when i kidnapped you and your girlfriend.....rachel, it wasnt personal"
"Its all part of the plan"
"well tonight your going to break your one rule"
"the only way to live in a world is without rules"
..and i can quote exactly what he says in the final speech....
"we really should stop this fighting, well miss the fireworks."
"and here, we, go!"
"you cant rely on anyone these days, youve gotta do everything yourself...dont we?"
"thats ok, i came prepared"
"its a funny world we live in, speaking of which, ya know how i got these scars?"
"you just couldnt let me go, could you?"
"this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object"
"you truly are incorruptible arent you? Huh?"
"you wont kill me out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness, and i wont kill you...because your just too much fun"
"I think you and i are destined to do this forever"
"maybe we would share one"
"you know theyll be doubling up the rate this cities inhabitants are losing there minds"
"until their spirit breaks completely"
"until they get a good look at the real harvey dent, huh? and all the heroic things hes done"
"you think ide risk losing the battle for gothams soul in a fistfight with you, no, you need an ace in the whole"
"mines harvey"
"I took gothams white night, and i brought him down to our level"
"see madness as you know, is like gravity, all you need is a little push"
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