The Dark Knight Joker Quotes in TDK

[cryptic name]

We do, because "ten" is wrong.

but less wrong than six...

 

[CaptainClown]

but less wrong than six...

Its four more wrong than six

 

[Christopher Nolan]

"we destined to do this forever"-> sad, just sad...

 

[XxShenanigans]

To me all The Joker lines were instant classics. I remember looking at my brother after the movie and saying," you know were going to quoting The Joker for weeks."

However I am going to try to list some of the lines that seemed to be lost in the shuffle with the "You complete me" and the "How about a magic trick"

"I believe, what doesn't kill you only makes you (removes mask) stranger."

Not really a line but when he enters the room with mob group laughing I was sold.

"I know why you choose to have your little group therapy session in broad daylight."

"What happened did your balls drop off?"

"Are you really Batman. No.... NO! NO!"

"Don't talk to me like your one of them (refering to the cops) your not, your not, even if you'd like to be."

"How about we chop you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches. I wonder how loyal a hungry dog really is."

Even though it was in the trailer I still love "This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm going to give it them."

"You really didn't think I was going to risk the future of Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you, did you. No No I had to have an ace in the hole."

 

[Ace of Knaves]

but theres a lot of potentiaaal for agresssive expaaansion

 

[mattyt81]

or when Harvey asked Gordan to tell him the nickname they have for him.

"SAY IT!"

ive seen the movie 3 times and even on the 3rd time i jumped at "SAY IT!". i knew it was coming, i was waiting for it to come. when it does, its so sudden. theres no give-away clue on his face for when hes gonna say it

 

[TheDarkVictory]

can any of you explain why he would say mockingly "10?", when the Cop just freaking clear as f'ing day said "6"?

Sweat mother of god, what I cant wrap around are the mud-nuts who are watching some crappy bootleg saying he is saying he mouthed 10 because they think for some wacked out reason that makes sense given the f'ing exchange!

no offense but is it really that hard to understand that he could just be correcting him? like "no, man, i didnt kill six, i killed ten!"

first time i saw it i thought he said six, second time i thought ten but honestly I DONT GIVE A FLYING RATS ASS OH MY GOD ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD OR WHAT? i gotta say i miss the permawhite argument, it was better than this crap.

 

[CaptainClown]

you killed six of my friends

wrong I killed ten!

those four guys you killed weren't my friends, actually they were *******s...

NO THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS GET MAD AT ME!

You know one of the four also I think was sleeping with my wife..

NO USE YOUR ANGER AND STRIKE ME DOWN!

Come to think of it the other two were real jerks to me when I was a rookie

 

[Nivek]

no offense but is it really that hard to understand that he could just be correcting him? like "no, man, i didnt kill six, i killed ten!"

first time i saw it i thought he said six, second time i thought ten but honestly I DONT GIVE A FLYING RATS ASS OH MY GOD ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD OR WHAT? i gotta say i miss the permawhite argument, it was better than this crap.

It's the matter that some of us just cant understand why some of you would even think the whole ten thing even makes sense. It doesn't even make sense given the context of the conversation. He was mocking him, not f'ing one upping him.

The Family Guy Jackass clip is more appropriate to this conversation than some of you would like to believe.

 

[Rorschach II]

Why don't you guys just count up the cops he killed next time you see it? If it's six, it's six. If it's ten, it's ten.

Jesus.

 

[Zmoker]

hospital scene dialgue perfection.

no ones mentioned the way he repeats the word schemers to Harvey, its just so subtley hilarious:

"Gordon's a schemer, the cops are schemers, you were a schemer .... I'm not a schemer. I show the schemers the way these things really are."

I'll never hear the word schemer again. and then when it cuts back to him wrestling Harveys arms back down on bed:

"i took your little plaaan, and i tuuuurned it on its head ...."

Also, with gun to head talking about chaos, accepts it, then raises one finger ...

"oh, and the thing about chaos ... it's faiiir"

 

[TomPiltoff]

While it is petty to argue whether The Joker mouthed six or ten, just use your brain.

Joker asked the guy how many of his friends he killed. He asked because he didn't know. If he doesn't know then he can't correct the guy and tell him it was actually ten.

 

[CaptainClown]

While it is petty to argue whether The Joker mouthed six or ten, just use your brain.

Joker asked the guy how many of his friends he killed. He asked because he didn't know. If he doesn't know then he can't correct the guy and tell him it was actually ten.

The funny thing is that you would think people would use their brain..

 

[Nivek]

The funny thing is that you would think people would use their brain..

Not when it comes to something so petty, obvious, and stupid on The Superhero-hype boards.

 

[Mike059jig]

A few one I like that I remember..very short and quick

"And I thought my jokers were bad"

"How bout a magic"

at the hospital "Hi"

then "do I look like a guy with a plan" his expression was priceless

to the mobster " you know the we have something in common, you're cheap"

 

[p4poetic]

Not a line, but the whole audience laughed when one of the clowns asks '...hey, what happened to those other guys?' and he guns him from behind without looking. Something about it was just crazy funny.

*Looks at Two-Face*

"Hi..."

I totally forgot about that one.

I loved the scene how the Joker wanted his 1 phone call, everyone in the cinema had to laugh at that.

Same here.

 

[HBKfan28]

What was the line when he was in front of the money before he burned it and said something about all the guy cares about is money? Anyone have that?

 

[p4poetic]

he kinda sounds like the laugh from Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Vincent Price does not sound like that.

here is something i thought was pretty amusing...

did you notice that a lot of the Joker's lines from the first Joker-focused trailer were framed a certain way in the trailer, but the way they were used in the actual movie was drastically different from what you expected from seeing the trailer?

like the "it's all part of the plan" line, for instance.

that was great.

Didn't see anyone quote this, so I'm quoting this now. Definitely.

 

[LostSon88]

What was the line when he was in front of the money before he burned it and said something about all the guy cares about is money? Anyone have that?

"You see me, I'm a guy of simple tastes...gunpowder, dynamite and of course gasoline...they're all cheap."

Something along those lines.

 

[Sawyer]

I loved the scene with the mobsters and Gambol calls Joker crazy. His response "I'm not...No, I'm not!" was excellent. Heath's Joker intrigues the hell out of me.

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

I don't see how the six thing is confusing. The Joker asked him because he didn't know how many of his friends he killed. The guy says six. Joker mocks him saying "SIX?!" like "WOW". "That many?" It's not tough to get. Saying ten makes absolutely no sense. If he knew, he wouldn't ask.

 

[Doc Holliday]

"How about a magic trick?"

And the whole "I want my phone call" scene was hilarious.

 

[Spider-Fan]

The magic trick was the best line. This is a line I am gonna quote so much, it will annoy people t:

 

[james283126]

anyone want a pretty good bootleg then pm me

 

[DieSmiling]

Does anyone know the full dialogue of the second scar story, the one Joker tells Rachel? That's one of my favorite parts of the movie, and would love to know exactly what he says. I absolutely love when he gets all intense: "NOW SHE CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME!"