Just got a new girlfriend...

[amazingfantasy15]

LMAO!!

how old are you Ice-Man?

He's 17, this girl isn't training wheels, he's already asked 3 other girls out, in other words, this is his 4th girlfriend.

 

[Avangarde]

He is 17, she is 15.

 

[jaguarr]

He's 17, this girl isn't training wheels, he's already asked 3 other girls out, in other words, this is his 4th girlfriend.

She's still training wheels. Believe me.

jag

 

[Superman79]

He is 17, she is 15.

You can smell the potential for 'statutory impropriety' a mile away on this one...

 

[Gilpesh]

You can smell the potential for 'statutory impropriety' a mile away on this one...

But but but.... he 'loves' her. They can just look at each other blah blah blah.


And I bet if that charge does happen.... the drug test will damn him more.

 

[DV8]

He's 17, this girl isn't training wheels, he's already asked 3 other girls out, in other words, this is his 4th girlfriend.

it was still a funny post to me

 

[Superman79]

But but but.... he 'loves' her. They can just look at each other blah blah blah.


And I bet if that charge does happen.... the drug test will damn him more.

meh, prior bad acts are inadmissible in court...though if he's high when they knock the boots, that could be damming.

 

[DV8]

I became friends with her friends over the week, we get along great there awesome, anyways they told me, shes not a fan of smokers, and i figure hey i got a girlfriend who seems to care about me and what the effects of smoking does to me, so i stopped for her.

plus its too costly i wanna spend the money on her, I've got nothing else to spend it on.


but now im gonna be craving cigarettes all the time =[

hahaha, you're already *****-whupped

honestly though, quitting smoking cigs was a great decision I recently quit myself, but you shouldn't quit just to spend your money on her . . .

you may be craving cigs a lot now, but stick with it, it'll get easier over time; try to find other things to substitute that habit; try to stay busy; chew gum, eat candy, work out, whatever it takes . . . smoke weed, whatever . . .

 

[Dorian Gray]

You can smell the potential for 'statutory impropriety' a mile away on this one...

 

[SuBe]

Nearly all of them before the age of 22 are either Training Wheels or a Huffy. Just wait until you try a Bianchi, Ice-man.

 

[Superman79]

He's 17, this girl isn't training wheels, he's already asked 3 other girls out, in other words, this is his 4th girlfriend.

So when some girl let me stick my wang in her hoo-hah this weekend...now were boyfriend and girlfriend???

Damn.

 

[Superman79]

LOL!!!

Great stuff!

 

[jaguarr]

Nearly all of them before the age of 22 are either Training Wheels or a Huffy. Just wait until you try a Bianchi, Ice-man.

If you're lucky, you'll get good enough to ride a Ducati like me.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Haha! What is that from?

jag

 

[SuBe]

Ice-Man

Jag

Nuff Said

 

[amazingfantasy15]

So when some girl let me stick my wang in her hoo-hah this weekend...now were boyfriend and girlfriend???

Damn.

You're married at that point. Here's the new rules according to Ice-man, from what I can gather;

Ask a girl out and she says yes = Boyfriend and girlfriend
Kiss/Makeout = Very serious relationship
Oral sex = engaged
Actual sex = married

 

[jaguarr]

LOL, SupermanBeyond.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Erz

Cause it doesn't exist outside the digital world.

 

[jaguarr]

Erz

Cause it doesn't exist outside the digital world.

And the likelihood of crashing into yourself is really high?

jag

 

[SuBe]

 

[Dorian Gray]

Dorian Gray....because it's always waiting to happen.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha

This thread is awesome

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Ice-man's always are.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

She's too pretty and causes him to clam up, that's great.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'd rather talk to good-looking girls than anyone.
wtf?