Little things that royally piss you off

[The Amazing Lee]

I want more than one piece of Hudson.

 

[twylight]

But I'm not Irish cwink:

But you look a little green right now...

 

[Hudson]

It's not easy being green

 

[DBella]

I got two

Gimme one!
Please?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

It's not easy being British.

With all them ugly teeth.


and don't get me started on top hats and monacles.

 

[Hudson]

Gimme one!
Please?

Got a cap/ sixpence too
you'll have to pay the postage

 

[DBella]

It's not easy being British.

With all them ugly teeth.


and don't get me started on top hats and monacles.

Explain the ugly teeth to me. Is it due to a lack of dentists over there?

 

[DBella]

Got a cap/ sixpence too
you'll have to pay the postage

I can't afford to pay for the postage. I'm homeless.

 

[Hudson]

But you look a little green right now...

the first one was the wrong reply.

What I should've said was:

Girl for you, I'd be any color you'd want.

 

[twylight]

It's not easy being green

You wear it so well.

It's not easy being British.



and don't get me started on top hats and monacles.

Ya'll have a strange fixation with Mr. Peanut.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Explain the ugly teeth to me. Is it due to a lack of dentists over there?

Nah. I have good teeth. But I do't know where it comes from, but the americans think that we have very ugly and rotten teeth.

Ok, so some British people do.

But I haven't even needed braces he he.

It could be the simpsons and this goddamn book:

 

[Hudson]

I can't afford to pay for the postage. I'm homeless.

I'll buy you a house when I sell my first book. t:

 

[Abaddon]

Sometimes people who think being loud is the same as being funny.

People repeating information to me I'd given them at some point in the past. For example " You know peanuts are really legumes right?" "No ****, *******. I told you that when you were choking on some two months ago"

People who stop in the middle of the sidewalk.

 

[twylight]

the first one was the wrong reply.

What I should've said was:

Girl for you, I'd be any color you'd want.

I'll take you any color you are.

*Just stay away from pink*

 

[The Amazing Lee]

People who point the finger and think it's nice to giggle at someone who's different.

Well...I laugh at them....for being the same as everyone else.

f**king clones.

 

[twylight]

People who stop in the middle of the sidewalk.

Maybe they stop as an epiphany of what the world is around them.

 

[DBella]

Nah. I have good teeth. But I do't know where it comes from, but the americans think that we have very ugly and rotten teeth.

Ok, so some British people do.

But I haven't even needed braces he he.

It could be the simpsons and this goddamn book:

My aunt's married to an Englishmen and I've known a few and none of them have bad teeth. Oh, I was told the bad rep came from the Queen of England. Not the present one.

 

[Hudson]

I'll take you any color you are.

*Just stay away from pink*

If I was blue I'd be goatee smurf

and ugh Pink is not really my color

 

[DBella]

I'll buy you a house when I sell my first book. t:

I'll hold you to that. Pinky promise?

Oh, I actually already own a fedora.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

My aunt's married to an Englishmen and I've known a few and none of them have bad teeth. Oh, I was told the bad rep came from the Queen of England. Not the present one.

Oh yeah. back in the time where she bathed 4 times a year and THAT was more than anyone else.

 

[twylight]

If I was blue I'd be goatee smurf

and ugh Pink is not really my color

But can you do the smurf dance and song act?

 

[Abaddon]

Maybe they stop as an epiphany of what the world is around them.

Maybe they should get out my ****ing way and rationalize it by a bodega.

 

[Hudson]

I'll hold you to that. Pinky promise?

Oh, I actually already own a fedora.

you might have a wacky room mate called Hudson in that house, but sure I'll promise

and cool, I love hats, especially on women, got a thing for cintage style clothing oddly enough.

 

[twylight]

Maybe they should get out my flowering way and rationalize it by a bodega.

I love you.

*drags him behind the sofa*

 

[DBella]

Oh yeah. back in the time where she bathed 4 times a year and THAT was more than anyone else.

And this is during the pre-deodorant era, I assume.