Now you've opened up a can of worms.
Okay..here goes...........deep breath...
Paris Hilton, MTV,MTV2, The Box, Fox, legal disclaimers at the bottom of movie posters, Crunk Rap, white americans who say 'Yo! Dawg That's On',
the bastardization of the term 'Alternative Rock', skinny jeans, skinny ties, people who wear skinny jeans and skinny ties, every scumbag suck-the-meat-off-my bones politician who would lie, cheat, steal, bribe, murder, kill, and sell his own kids to gain power (that's all of em by the way), public transport, motorists, pedestrians who walk too slow, The New Statesman, The Sun, The Daily Mail, The Mirror, Heat, Now, Hello, Sian Lloyd, gentrification, elecution lessons, 'Superman Returns'(I own it, I watch it all the time, I hate it), pointless Hollywood re-makes, McDonalds, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Starbucks, BP, Shell, GE, British Gas, an endless stream of commercials every time I LOOK in the general direction of a television, TV experts (if I'm fat, dirty, poor, inconsiderate in bed or I can't get along with my dog, that's my problem not that of television producers), Zach Braff, the Chinese Government, racists, homo-phobics, proffesional homo-sexuals, deep-pan frozen pizza, anything directed by Michael Bay, Keanu Reeves, Robert Mugabe, Manchester United, and the fact that I can't get a girlfriend.