Everyday things that annoy you.

My boss that is so incompetent and/or stupid to ever know what's really going on. To the point that we have to tell her how to do her job or do it for her on a daily basis.

 

People who speak loudly on their cell phones. Especially indoors. What's up with that?

 

When I'm reading something important and someone keeps talking to me.

When I'm watching a movie and someone keeps talking like I care.

Be woken up early for no reason.

People who keep talking to me while I'm trying to sleep.

People who stare at me in public-I get paranoid.

Meeting lots of people in the city and I can't seem to get where I want to go without someone talking to me.

When Bus drivers let so many people on the bus that you have no where to sit or nothing to hold on too.

Late taxis.

 

people. a lot of them.

 

sneezing and snoring

 

Repeating myself.

Shopping.

Crowds.

Someone asking tons of questions.

Ex's.

 

Then punch them in the face and say ''eat pavement sucka''

 

People who stand still on escaltors when they are perfectly capable of walking. I can understand if you are old or have problems with getting around, but just because the stairs are moving doesn't mean you have to stop!

 

But it's fun to ride the escalator.

 

yeah..who gives a damn that they are not walking on movien stairs? they move!! They do the work for you!

 

Its an escalator for a reason It's there because people are lazy. Walking up an escalator is the same thing as walking up stairs. When I see people zooming up escalators, they are either kids or coccaine addicts.

 

So I'm sitting at a computer at the university library today, feverishly trying to finish a paper that was due something like a half an hour later. Anyways, the girl beside me gets a call on her phone from her friend who was coming to pick her up. Now, my campus is pretty hard to get around via car, it's all little curvy side roads and it doesn't really make sense. Basically, if you don't know campus like the back of your hand, don't waste your time. Have her meet you at the front gate or something.

If that wasn't enough, she actually wanted her friend to drive to the middle of campus, find somewhere to park, and walk through three buildings to come get her.

Anyways this girl was trying to give ******ed directions to her ******ed friend for fifteen minutes. FIFTEEN MINUTES. STRAIGHT. In the middle of the library where people were trying to perform academic work that could potentially better mankind. Then there's this chick and her ******ed friend.

Then, after about the fifteenth minute of conversation, I muttered "Jesus ****ing Christ..." to which she turned to me and snarled: "You shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain."

I replied: "You should tell your dumb ****ing friend not to waste her time following those ******ed directions you tried to give her. Get off your ass, go outside, and let me get some work done."

She just kinda stared at me for a minute and started looking at everyone around us. Finally one guy said "You heard him."

It was fantastic.

 

Then at least stand to the side so that those of us who have somewhere to be don't have to be held back by people like you.

 

Yeah, i don't go to the mall to stare at the view, i want to get places, if you walk its like three steps and you're at the top, stop being lazy bums who take escalators up to the gym!

 

Escalator to the gym. ^^ Haha. That's so true. There are people just like that.

 

Because the mall is so quick and convenient

 

It would be if not for you.

 

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jk lol

 

Meh, I never go up escalators because the only ones our mall leads to is old people stores and fat lady clothes.


One thing I do hate about mall activity is when people stop to talk to each other or see someone they know and block up one entire side of the walkway. People do it at movies too. They stop in the hall to talk about it and I am like "GET THE F*** OUT OF THE WAY"

 

When someone on the bus breaks the seat, no seat, seat, no seat rule.

And if I had herpes, the thought of an outbreak.

 

People talking loudly and constantly on their cellphone.
People who don't give turn signals and/or are just plain inconsiderate when driving.
People who don't close their mouths when they eat. LEARN SOME MANNERS!
Morons booming their (c)rap music at 200 decibels in their car!

 

Jews in general.

 

That was ****ing awesome...