My brother told me that
Red Dead Redemption 2 includes the realism of horse testicles being affected by the weather.
I think I'll add more suggestions for true authenticity for a future sequel:
These suggestions are meant to be publicized in the Onion. Don't take them seriously Rocksteady.
- Be able to neuter a male horse
- Horses need to mate, or they will become extinct
- Walk long distances, so long you can walk for hours between one town and the next
- If you don't take a shower for a long time, you will get sick
- People need their vaccines
- One shot to the heart should kill any character
- Your gun gets rusty after long use
- The world runs out of ammo for various guns after a while, you need to wait days for a supply to be manufactured, or wait weeks for them to be shipped
- Bandits steal ammo trains sometimes, you have to spend real time weeks to be able to amass your party and retrieve stolen shipment
- Towns run out of people after they are killed in missions
- One man army thing can go bye bye, it's unrealistic, you will always need an army for missions this big
- You'll need shields to protect you from bullets, and the weight should hinder you
- Hot steel in summer burns your skin, you see the blisters when you take off your shirt
- Have the right to call anyone calling you for a duel an a-hole, and skip fight
- If you try or successfully perform a stealth kill, everyone around you will notice, and you will perish
- Retries? There is no such thing in real life. Stay dead
- Fail a mission, and story progresses accordingly.
- You lose an arm in free roam? Congratulations man, it's amputated.
- Someone throws a knife to your balls? You lost them for good
- You need to go through the process of opening canned food exactly like real life, no shortcuts
- Your shoes will break after two years of continuous walking and running, your feet will feel the scorching burn of hot sands, and the bitter cold of winter. Unavoidable.
- Someone please amputate my feet, I will have to crawl the rest of the game.
- You die? New game buddy, no escaping it. You won't get the Arkham Origins luxury of it being exclusive to a highly difficult mode you only unlock after beating the game twice. (I intentionally brought the death bit twice in the same list, as a grim reminder)
- You get treated like Max Rockatansky in Fury Road, your body gets tattooed as an organ doner, that tattoo stays with you.
- An eye of yours is gouged, it stays that way.
- Both eyes are gouged, player won't be allowed to guide John just cause they can see the environment he can't see, he won't move according to your commands cause he can't see, so you will see him flail around aimlessly with you having very limited control over his movements.
- You mate? There will be a time skip after your character dies, your unborn child will learn how to crawl, and the player will control him/her.
- Wanted posters won't be removed. If they were, it won't clean your slate buddy, you're still wanted.