Justice League Lounge of Justice - Part 88

[Spider-Aziz]

Agreed.

That movie is garbage pure and simple. I didn't like the story, the fighting sequences, there's that dreadful cgi, and the characters were bad to meh for me. I hated watching it, and if I remember correctly, some of the fight scenes made me feel a tiny bit nauseous the one time I watched it.

You're so lucky to have never seen it.

Thank you.

You have no interest in seeing Catwoman face off against her greatest foe - the Avon lady?

Spoiler

I've never seen it either.

Can I watch Justice League again please? Dumb Batman's meme value is more impressive to me.

 

[StarLord]

Can I watch Justice League again please? Dumb Batman's meme value is more impressive to me.

I thought you were going to say Suicide Squad... hunka hunka.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I thought you were going to say Suicide Squad... hunka hunka.

I'll quote Batman from that movie: "I don't want to hurt you in front of your kid" proceeds to beat Deadshot right then and there.

 

[Aurakles]

I'll quote Batman from that movie: "I don't want to hurt you in front of your kid" proceeds to beat Deadshot right then and there.

To be fair Batman says that line, Deadshot tries to kill Batman, then Batman beats him up.
He doesn't want to hurt Deadshot in front of his child, but not to the point of letting himself get murdered infront of said child.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

To be fair Batman says that line, Deadshot tries to kill Batman, then Batman beats him up.
He doesn't want to hurt Deadshot in front of his child, but not to the point of letting himself get murdered infront of said child.

It's still funny. Let me keep my right to laugh, please.

 

[Aurakles]

It's still funny. Let me keep my right to laugh, please.

There are plenty of other things in that film to laugh at.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

There are plenty of other things in that film to laugh at.

I know, but there isn't much more of Batman.

 

[Aurakles]

If you're looking to laugh at something featuring Batman, I recommend the Superfriends episode "Batman: Dead or Alive" in which he and Robin take the Bat-Rocket off to an alien planet to rescue the Justice League from evil robot cowboys.

 

[KalvinEllis]

I want to make a joke, but I don't know if it's politically correct approved or not.



You should feel my pain, my grief, my inner turmoil... it's so profound.

Like that opening cutscene from Symphony of the Night.

Eh, being afraid of making non-politically correct jokes on a comicbook forum seems totally reflective of the times tbh.

 

[MbJ]

It's still funny. Let me keep my right to laugh, please.

This movie has officially "Damaged" you.

Matt Reeves' Batman is set within DCEU, but this Batman trilogy is set in past, Bats will not be seen with other superheroes.

This way Reeves is making stand alone movies set within DCEU.[/QUOT

Just to clarify, from what I can tell, the stuff about The Batman being a prequel is something the fans came up with, not something Reeves ever actually said. It very well could be, but he's never said that himself.

 

[MbJ]

Whoa.

 

[Micromind]

This movie has officially "Damaged" you.



Just to clarify, from what I can tell, the stuff about The Batman being a prequel is something the fans came up with, not something Reeves ever actually said. It very well could be, but he's never said that himself.

It would be very, very interesting (to me) if Matt Reeves' Batman is set in current day and it is absolutely it's own thing. That would make it standalone else-worlds series.

If so, we would get a whole new set of Batman characters, great. Get ready for a third Joker, second Harley Quinn, Renee Montoya, Black Mask, Huntress, Victor Zsasz and Amanda Waller. (to say nothing about Alfred, Jim Gordon and SS villains like Killer Croc and Deadshot)

 

[2kt09]

It would be very, very interesting (to me) if Matt Reeves' Batman is set in current day and it is absolutely it's own thing. That would make it standalone else-worlds series.

If so, we would get a whole new set of Batman characters, great. Get ready for a third Joker, second Harley Quinn, Renee Montoya, Black Mask, Huntress, Victor Zsasz and Amanda Waller. (to say nothing about Alfred, Jim Gordon and SS villains like Killer Croc and Deadshot)

Could also go the route of Beware the Batman, which was quite honestly BTAS except they were so fond of using every obscure character possible until it finally got time to bring on the "classics".

 

[StarLord]

Pizza Parker's rent is due in one day.

 

[Mandon Knight]

If you're looking to laugh at something featuring Batman, I recommend the Superfriends episode "Batman: Dead or Alive" in which he and Robin take the Bat-Rocket off to an alien planet to rescue the Justice League from evil robot cowboys.

West World spin-off right there for ya !

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Time to watch one of last year's finest releases to the silver screen; Robin Hood.

*Fast Forward, skip here, skip there* Why is Ben Mendelson in what looks like a semi-futuristic robe? Did I see a village from Feudal Japan designed after the village from Ready Player One? Wait wait wait right there.....

WHAT?




I'm sorry, back to the start of the film.

 

[Mandon Knight]

Don't waste your time dude. Press stop and do something else instead. Please, I beg of you....

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This movie has officially "Damaged" you.

Naaaaahhhh. DCEU Justice League Batman did.

Don't waste your time dude. Press stop and do something else instead. Please, I beg of you....

Something tells me I should heed your advice.... but I feel a strong desire to comment on this weird mess here.
First... I check mine notifications on this site, and they are many, I am but one.

EDIT: End credits are 11 minutes long, I wonder if any mid or post credits scene exist....
None, we can be thankful to that much.

 

[Mandon Knight]

Something tells me I should heed your advice.... but I feel a strong desire to comment on this weird mess here.
First... I check mine notifications on this site, and they are many, I am but one.

EDIT: End credits are 11 minutes long, I wonder if any mid or post credits scene exist....
None, we can be thankful to that much.

It's a pile of kack. There, written your review for you. Copy, paste and you have the time back sir.

 

[MbJ]

He's gotta see this if he's gonna be prepared for the Robin Hood Cinematic Universe.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Opens with narration "I would tell you what year, if I could remember" (Maybe this is as bad and silly as that Titanic animated movie that has sharks conspiracy to drown the ship that opens and ends with a weird old character with poor recollection of what happened)

"I could bore you with the history, but you wouldn't listen" (What did you expect from the audience? To get bored to tears from your movie that they don't listen? Why are you even narrating?)

"I can tell you this is the story of a thief" (You mean Prince John? He was cracking citizens backs with taxing taxes, so maybe the story focuses on him)

"But exposition, look at ninja lady stealing a horse. Maybe you should watch Mask of Zorro instead"

Narration is thankfully over (for the minute), and stable boy here calmly looks at and talks to masked horse thief we've just met, and she doesn't hit him.
Peculiar.

"I'm Rob"... (I was thinking maybe they were acquaintances, but this shatters that expectation)




This is less than two 1.5 minutes in after the logos ended, and I'm sure the audience were befuddled greatly at this point. I couldn't understand what the lady said in her single line of dialogue she spouted so far.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's a pile of kack. There, written your review for you. Copy, paste and you have the time back sir.

You are absolutely right, but I love the other pile of kack I watched yesterday that is known as Annihilation (not the Darren Aronofski one ), so maybe this could be one like it too?

He's gotta see this if he's gonna be prepared for the Robin Hood Cinematic Universe.

I don't have to, this movie isn't ready for that either.

But imagine if we could have one with this, Red Riding Hood, and King Arthur. What a blast from the sticky fingers that would be.

 

[StarLord]

He's gotta see this if he's gonna be prepared for the Robin Hood Cinematic Universe.

I think it's gone down as well as the Dark Universe did.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I think it's gone down as well as the Dark Universe did.

The funny thing is that Mummy made its money back, but I guess some thanks to that go to Tom Cruise.

Two really good screen writers treated that Mummy screenplay, and it still failed.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I took a break from this movie cause I was summoned to witness the majesty of how you can hack PS1 classic to play so many games on it, not just from the PS1 library, but it also plays various other console games that extended to portable systems like the Game Boy Advance.

After that regal experience I return to this movie that confused modern for old or vice-versa, cause something about that era is confused in this movie, and ancient weapons and military garbs have modern feel to them.....