Machete the movie

[Dr. Evil]

Jonah Hill is asked about the rumors that he's in this movie:

http://www.collider.com/2009/07/19/...achete-says-he-is-reading-the-script-tonight/

 

[Fresh Prince]

So when this movie coming out its gonna be great!

 

[Masamune]

^Yeah! we need a release date!

 

[Darkness Falls]

^ agreed

 

[Nightmare]

^ agreed

 

[Episode29]

There's no way this flick will come close to being as cool as the trailer.

 

[Figs]

Too many subplots... I couldn't follow Once Upon a Time. As far as Terror, I only sat through that garbage once, but the whole backstory with the virus and all confused me. I guess I am slow.

I truly have to ask FaT_tONIe, were you really really high when you watched those films?

So Michelle Rodriguez will probably be playing a tough girl and carry a gun.

Definitely, that's all she has in her IMO.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Cast announced for Machete:

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=57752

Full Machete Cast Revealed
Source: Variety
August 5, 2009


In an article at Variety talking about Overnight Productions, the trade revealed that production began this week on Machete, a feature version of the fake trailer that was included in Grindhouse.

Danny Trejo is returning as the title character and Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey play supporting roles.

Robert Rodriguez is co-directing with protege Ethan Maniquis.

Fahey and Marin will be returning.

 

[Nivek]

Awesome, I will definatly see it in theaters if it's the movie the Grindhouse trailer promised.

 

[Kanon]

Hell of a cast...

No Jonah Hill, but, who careas?

Don ****ing Johnson??? I didn't see that one coming in a million years...

 

[COAL TIGER]

Edited.

 

[Fresh Prince]

Wow! Lindsay Lohan and Jesscia alba! Plus De Nero and Don Johnson! Awesome cast right their. Should be a great action flick. Hope it is like the trailor.

 

[Fresh Prince]

There's no way this flick will come close to being as cool as the trailer.

It wll and better be.

 

[Laderlappen]

The worlds greatest actor is finally making a film with the worlds worst actor and the worlds worst actress.

 

[Kanon]

You think the world will end if Don Johnson and Lindsay Lohan meet on set?

 

[ross2287]

I don't know about any of you, but I'm glad Jonah Hill is no longer going to be in this.

 

[Octoberist]

damn, i like Jonah hill

 

[Nivek]

Seriously, I don't get the negativity of any actor appearing in this. Who cares if Jonah Hill is in or not in it.

 

[rdh007]

I'm just glad they gave love to Fahey, even if they swap him out for DeNiro (understandable) and make him a supporting role.

Though I would also agree that the movie just can't live up to the trailer. (Which is the case with so many movies)

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Heh, Jessica Alba.

Guess she misses having a career.

 

[Majik1387]

A Grindhouse film will be good for Alba and Lohan.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

A Grindhouse film will be good for Alba and Lohan.

I guess she learned her lesson after the love guru.

 

[Majik1387]

No one really deserved to be in that movie.

Still, Alba does get too much hate.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

No one really deserved to be in that movie.

Still, Alba does get too much hate.

lol yeah.

Yeah, well, shes been out of the spot light for a while now cause of her starting a family. I guess people will always be made at her for being Sue.

 

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This is like the poor man's Expendables. And the Expendables is already a poor man's something!