Machete the movie

Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu in a feature length would be the greatest acheivement of his career.

THIS IS MY MECCA! BHHHHAAAAAAA!

Please get this made RR, and also Sin City 2, and I want Grindhouse on DVD damn it!
 
I would have preferred if they just kept the actors from the Machete trailer, its not gonna be mega-budget anyway so shouldnt need much money to make a profit.
 
Looks like DeNiro will be laughing all the way to the bank again. Such a shame.
 
:up: its just going to be strange to see other actors playing those roles when the actors in the trailer seemed to be perfect for their roles.
I just realised that the roles/characters mentioned/announced in the AICN article weren't even in the trailer. Maybe.

Luz definitely wasn't. Julio could be the bald betrayer and Senator McLaughlin could be Jeff Fahey's character, but I think McLaughlin is more likely the senator (the guy in the limo?) who Machete is hired to kill. I really hope it's that way, 'cause I want Fahey to be in this!
 
Hope this doesn't end up like Once Upon a Time or Terror and has a confusing ass plot that's hard to follow. Rodriguez tends to overcomplicate the story sometimes.
 
Not quite sure how those two movies were overcomplicated.:huh:
 
Not quite sure how those two movies were overcomplicated.:huh:

Too many subplots... I couldn't follow Once Upon a Time. As far as Terror, I only sat through that garbage once, but the whole backstory with the virus and all confused me. I guess I am slow.
 
Ugh... nothing Rodriguez does interests me anymore. :csad: Except maybe The Jetsons and Red Sonja.
 
this is the craziest cast ever.

Seagal, Jonah Hill and De Niro in one movie?
 
So Michelle Rodriguez will probably be playing a tough girl and carry a gun.
 
Awesome cast.

This puts Seagal in the vicinity of the Predators set. :up:
 
If they're going for the Trailer plot, I'd say:

Robert DeNiro - Machete's contractant.
Steven Seagal - Machete's contractant's bald henchman.
Lindsay Lohan - Machete's contractant's daughter.
Michelle Rodriguez - New character.
Jonah Hill - New character.

They gotta have the Padre! "God has mercy. I don't!"
 
If they're going for the Trailer plot, I'd say:

Robert DeNiro - Machete's contractant.
Steven Seagal - Machete's contractant's bald henchman.
Lindsay Lohan - Machete's contractant's daughter.
Michelle Rodriguez - New character.
Jonah Hill - New character.

They gotta have the Padre! "God has mercy. I don't!"

And the Padre needs to be played by Cheech Marin
 

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