Machete the movie

[Ace of Knaves]

Neither do I. It's gonna be a satirical, blood splattered, cheesy dialogued B-Movie. What's the problem?

 

[Fresh Prince]

Neither do I. It's gonna be a satirical, blood splattered, cheesy dialogued B-Movie. What's the problem?

Nothing is the problem cause the movie will be great.

 

[cerealkiller182]

Neither do I. It's gonna be a satirical, blood splattered, cheesy dialogued B-Movie. What's the problem?

So was Sin City, which was great, but Alba still sucked in it.

 

[Nivek]

Because she is too stuck up to go all the way to play a role. She has moral and personal boundaries, and that's why she can't reach the level of an actress like Angie or even a late bloomer like Halle Berry. Sounds kinda sexist and jerk-sh, but she doesn't want to push herself in roles, and it limits her.

 

[CELTICPRED]

Her line deliveries were piss poor, most notably the one with her in the car talking about her gun. ech.

 

[Matt.S99]

edit

 

[Fresh Prince]

I wonder how Halle Berry would of done in a flick like this? She may be a bad actor to me but she sure do look good.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You guys are just mad cause you didn't get to see her Bewbs.

 

[CelticPredator]

What you mean?

I rest my case.

 

[omid17]

i love Alba, but she aint a true actress, she plays in movies cause she sexy.

 

[Golgo-13]

I haven't seen Roselyn Sanchez getting too many roles lately. I would have like to have seen her in Alba's role...

 

[Matt.S99]

That woulda been nice. Shes a pretty decent actress too!

BTW, I like your avvy. Pam Grier is pretty sexy and both Coffy and Foxy Brown

 

[Golgo-13]

^Thanks

 

[omid17]

Is it true Lohan is going to be in this movie?

 

[Majik1387]

Yes, it's true.

 

[dude stannis]

Because she is too stuck up to go all the way to play a role. She has moral and personal boundaries, and that's why she can't reach the level of an actress like Angie or even a late bloomer like Halle Berry. Sounds kinda sexist and jerk-sh, but she doesn't want to push herself in roles, and it limits her.

Basically she wont get nekkid! t:

 

[Nivek]

No, she has 'morality clauses' in her contracts, and has used body doubles to play certain roles that could have gone to better actresses. She's not that good of an actress, painful in Fantastic Four.

 

[omid17]

Yes, it's true.

yikes

No, she has 'morality clauses' in her contracts, and has used body doubles to play certain roles that could have gone to better actresses. She's not that good of an actress, painful in Fantastic Four.

agreed. and she looked like a clown. blue eyes and blonde hair with dark skin just didn't go well imo

 

[xisaacx]

so excited

 

[Golgo-13]

I wonder if this could be Lohan's comeback role..? She's not that bad of an actress in what i've seen her in, not great by any means but no where as horrible as Alba.

Btw, i love that of ep of 'To catch A Predator' from your sig xisaacx.

 

[Fresh Prince]

I rest my case.

What are you talking about? Go rest your case somewere esle.

 

[Dark Knight]

Planet Terror was ****ing bad ass!!!!!

The best thing about Planet Terror was the soundtrack. LOL

Planet Terror was better than Death Proof though....I will give you that.

Both of those films were just waaaaaaaay to silly for me....

 

[Dark Knight]

I'm digging the cast, by why Alba? I'm willing to bet that she'll be almost as bad in this as Eva Mendes was in Desperado 3.

And i'm pretty stoked to see Steven Segal in this. He's not the worlds greatest actor but his straight to dvd movies still kick ass.

The casting of Alba is a silly move.

Why can't Rodriguez cast someone like Roseyln Sanchez instead??

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't see it being silly since they've already worked together and were on possible other projects.

 

[omid17]

^
yea it's no big surprise