I can be obnoxious too... I think...
Miss Webb said:
Hmm, let's see now.
People want change, but only the change that fits THEIR fantasy. No reason why editorial staffs don't know everyone's fantasy of what the main character should be.
Not really, my spidey fantasy involves mary jane and black cat and a lot of web fluid... I'd never see Marvel doing that... but I'd rather have Spider-man stories that don't mess up the characters...
Miss Webb said:
Oh no, they're not against change. Just STUPID change. Ok, stupid change by what definition.
Stupid change... How about trying to create an event in the past, that was cronologically impossible, then changing Goblin's motivation to attack Gwen from She's leverage agaisnt parker to child custody battle... Having Spidey reborn, again after being reborn, during dissassembled... How about giving spidey a bunch of powers that are rendered useless by the iron suit and common sense... talking to insects... anyone? Whee Spidey is now a superpowered ANTMAN!! WHEE!!
Miss Webb said:
The 'real' Spidey fans want this, want that. Oh yeah?
"Real' Spidey fans spout about the 'old days' not realizing those storylines won't translate too good now. Unless revised to a current format.
It is because back then stories had... *Gasp!* Substance, not bunch of pretty art filled with umms... uhhhs... and errs... and stories sometimes could be resolved in...*gasp!* ONE ISSUE!! plus they BELIEVED IN CONTINUITY... Right now Ewdards are being called Edwins... Arms that heal instantly... If the current format is disregard for continuity, and winging it... No wonder we're in the turd age of comics...
Miss Webb said:
These same Spidey fans kneejerk no end, freaking and panicking. Ride it out, see what happens.
What else is left to destroy... They've raped the origin, the character, the supporting characters... oh yeah The only thing left is the marriage... Besides Joe Q and Co. are kinda *****ing that Spidey has no supporting cast, like...*OMIGOSH!* THE OLD DAYS... even though THEY were the ones who alienated Peter form his old cast... Besides why am I gonna ride crap that rapes a fictional character that I love? That's like being a Christopher Reeve fan and watch the kryptonite laced horse incident again and again...
Miss Webb said:
Joey Q and company sit back, rake in the cash and laugh while handfuls of angry posters rant on. Some rants are legit, some are just crap.
But the cash still rolls in.
Well... DUUUUUHHHH!! Marvel is a business they MUST rake in cash... besides most of it is coming from liscensing to movies, videogames, toys, clothing, etc. not so much from the comics...
You're ranting on other's rants so that doesn't make you better...
Miss Webb said:
Newer fans and/or new fans may not understand the fuss. Older fans bored with the status quo want to see something new and different.
Because they're new... once you get through Spider-man's history you MIGHT notice that something is wrong right now... but if you are like Marvel right now Disregarding what happened earlier, you're missing some great stuff...
Miss Webb said:
And if anyone is wondering why the posts are so negative, its easy...the people who don't like the changes are doing all the posting. Everyone else is just reading.
Next.
Bah! Humbug! What about unmasking supporters only! JMS is truly great!! and other few threads that are happy with what's going on right now... If you don't like the threads her you can go to Newarama, where everyone makes sweet love to Joe Quesada... and you're banned for disagreeing with him... Besides you're *****ing about us *****ing so you've stopped reading!!!
Final thoughts: I love Spidey, I guess you love Spidey as well, otherwise you wouldn't be posting on a Spidey board... Unfortnuately what's happened to Spidey in these recent years has driven me waay away from BUYING THE COMICS... why? because ALL THESE "EVENTS" have been stunts to raise the sales a bit, then retconned or thrown into oblivion... So what's the point of these six to twelve to lots of issues events just to be retconned by Wanda, Strange, Beyonder, Whatever Deus Ex Machina they've got so the next "BIG EVENT" shatters the core of yadda yadda... the perverse cycle continues... Is it hard to create down to Earth Stories that don't shatter cores, yet being entertaining... I can enjoy new villains, when they're not a crappy Morbius wannabe that's trying to eat spidey's balls... Eye balls that is... then are called The toguhest fight Spidey (Who HAS battled Juggernaut in the past... If you'd bothered to look into past stories) ever had?!
I can enjoy new stories that don't involve cheating dead girlfriends, Norman's "Magnetism" and Peter Parker becoming the Spider-Jesus... The KISS Concept IS IT TOO HARD FOR MARVEL to Keep It Simple Stupid?
Take Care of yourselves and each other...
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