Make The Person Above You Sound Really Interesting

[B.A. Baracus]

The idea is to make the person above you sound really interesting, weird or just plain creepy.

For example- (user name of poster above this post) was once in a committed relationship with a mule.

As far from the truth the better.

It's late, i'm tired, it could be fun.

 

[Gotham Knight]

B.A. Baracus was originally cast as the role of B.A. Baracus in the remake of the A-Team. But he ended up turning the offer down when Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson showed up at his house and told the fool it wouldn't be wise to accept.

 

[Schlosser85]

Gotham Knight is the creator of the Batman comic book series and is currently involved in a $100 million lawsuit against Christopher Nolan for not receiving what he calls "due credit" in his Batman films' promotion.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Schlosser85 is sole creator of the Donkey Kong series of video games, he has since sold all rights to the character for a one dollar a year fee. Schlosser has said he would prefer to concentrate on making films and is currently in the process of making a film based on a Walmart catalogue from 1978. the film is set to star Ed Harris & Ed Begley Jnr.

 

[Victarion]

Schlosser85 is suspected of being a former member of Jimmy's Hayley Williams Stalker Association, a subsidary of the Sons of Crispin's Father. Allegations include extensive plastic surgeries in an attempt to reconstruct his being to resemble Hayley's long-dead childhood pet and fulfill his perversities.

 

[Lucifer Maranda]

Schlosser85 Is the man with the plan, in each and every situation.

He's a magician, musician, athlete, and astronaunt, poet, mathematician, movie star, and martial artist.

Is there anything he CAN'T do?
well, if there is, it sure doesn't exist yet. Ha ha.
But he's so amazing and intelligent he'll probably create it himself.
Just because he's that kind of guy. And he wouldn't want all the glory of being the most perfect human being in existence. Yes, Schlosser85 is a gentically modified clone of jesus, Buddha, Margeret Thatcher and Chuck Norris. His only downfall is his omelet addiction.
In fact, he 2008 and he went to rehab for his said addiction. It was day indeed for Schlosser85 and his many nubile sexy young fans. But in 2010 he turned it around and is back again being kickass and amazing.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Mr. Wooden Alligator, once cheated on his own wife with the wife of Chuck Norris, When challenged to a fight with Norris Alligator declined, stating 'i have to wash my hair'

Alligators hair as of now is still unwashed.

 

[Victarion]

B.A. Barracus once antagonised powerful forces he didn't understand and was drowned in the floods of the force's roman showers.

 

[Lucifer Maranda]

Oh god damnit it. Beat me to it ya'll. Fidfedigjergkdg

 

[Victarion]

Lucifer Maranda is rumored to be a troll account for Miranda Fox.

 

[Gotham Knight]

Mr. Wooden Alligator once fought an Alligator. He ended up losing one of his arms. But he didn't care, because it was only wood.

 

[Lucifer Maranda]

edit. Misread post. Sorry

 

[Speedball]

Mr. Wooden Alligator is not actually made of wood, but made of a wood/fiberglass composite material. He's 100% environmental friendly too.
edit- damnit people!

 

[Gotham Knight]

Speedball once posted on a forum, where people kept interrupting him. This eventually drove him crazy and he now resides in an asylum. Arkham Asylum.

 

[Victarion]

Lucifer Maranda mad. Speedball got his name after time spent mixing drinks for the pokemon tickler's association.

 

[SonOfCthulhu]

Mr. Wooden Alligator does not have an av because he is currently posting from an Commodore Vic 20 with a 3600 baud modem that cannot produce graphic images above 8-bit.

 

[The Squirrel]

SonofCthulhu is only the adopted son of Cthulhu. His real father is Godzilla, but he was quickly giving away after his birth.

 

[Speedball]

Speedball once posted on a forum, where people kept interrupting him. This eventually drove him crazy and he now resides in an asylum. Arkham Asylum.

I now go by the name BANE!!!
(you don't have to make a new fact, just responding.)

 

[Sam Fisher]

Speedball now goes by the name Bane, a lame villain from Batman & Robin

 

[Mr.Webs]

Sam Fisher's left pinky toe was severed as a child when a Schnauzer mistook it for a Vienna sausage. Sam proceeded to wait a full twenty four hours, and he eventually got that toe back.

 

[The Squirrel]

Mr. Webs created the first 150 Pokemon on a restaurant napkin before deciding the entire idea was ridiculous, and tossing the napkin in the trash.

 

[Gotham Knight]

The Squirrel once had his nuts stolen by a rabbit. The chase ensued and ended in a deadly fight at the local park. The Squirrel ended up taking them back after viciously smacking the rabbit over the head with them.

 

[Victarion]

Speedball now goes by the name Bane, a lame villain from Batman & Robin

Speedball isn't from South America.

 

[Suirou]

Mr. Wooden Alligator came up with the idea if a minor character die in a Star Trek episode, they should wear a red shirt as a foreshadow.

 

[CashforStash]

Suirou appears to have a name that can't be said 5 times fast.