Make The Person Above You Sound Really Interesting

[Kane52630]

Mr. Webs got a chainsaw for a arm after wrestling a bear.

 

[Suirou]

Kane52630 create a very first Portal gun.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Suirou once fought an alligator.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Aesop Rocks is a rockstar with a bizarre secret.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

psylent Guardian, has the world's biggest collection of My little Pony's, He currently lives in his own garage, as his house is full of pony's.

 

[NickNitro]

B.A. Baracus's avatar is Mr. T because.....he is Mr. T.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

NickNitro is such a dedicated Star Wars fan he queued for several days outside his local cinema. Nick Nitro found out after several days the film was not showing, so instead watched 'never been kissed' starring Drew Barrymore.

Every cloud.

 

[Suirou]

B.A. Baracus created Gall Bladder, it was meant to be a storage for eggs and sperm but then babies came along.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Suirou once found it simple to kill the Batman.

 

[Sensi]

Aesop was once human but he transformed into a dog/wolf like creature and roams the hype looking for food.

 

[WolfCypher]

Sensi is actually a Care Bear.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Wolf Cypher is best friends with both Simon and Garfunkel, During their fall out he was torn over who's side to take in the end Mr. Garfunkel asked Wolf to choose.

Wolf found choosing a bit hard, he dearly loved Garfunkels home made apple pie but he also shared a bed with Simon (nothing sexual, it was just super cosy).

In the end he chose Garfunkel after Simon told him 'when we talk on the phone just say you're calling your mate al from high school' This is where the song 'call me al' starring chevy chase originated.

Chevy Chase now shares his bed with wolf after wolf farted in Simons bed after eating several eggs and swore never to share with wolf again.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

B.A. Baracus pities the fool.

The question is... what fool?

 

[WolfCypher]

PSYLENTGuardian is notable for saving drowing fish on Tuesdays.

 

[knowsbleed]

WolfCypher is related to Stan Lee and is actually in his will. Which makes WolfCypher a very dangerous person as WC is waiting for the day that SL will croak... plotting... scheming. *maniacal laugh*

'nuff said

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

looking for a starring role in a vampire porn film

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

THUNDERSTRIKE got his name from being struck by lightning while on his way home from starring in a Broadway play in which he played two roles.

Those roles were of Thor and Zeus.

 

[Midnight Black]

PSYLENTGuardian left school the day after the teacher went over that some words that make the 's' sound begin with 'p' as in 'psychology'. So from then on PSYLENTGuardian has spelled all 's' words with 'p' at the beginning. Additionally, PSYLENTGuardian has vowed to stand up for those different than others; consequently, becoming a leader in the movement for mutant rights and awareness.

 

[Kane52630]

Midnight Black is a secret assassin trained to kill The Man. He went on to meet Michael Jal White and was so moved by his life that he decided to create a film dedicated to him.

 

[WolfCypher]

Kane's best friend is his reflection. The friendship is one-sided; his reflection frequently chokes him.

 

[PWN3R]

WolfCypher is a direct descendent of Genghis Khan. It has been said that his prowess in bed is unmatched, and that even the scent of his sweat could lead to reproduction.

 

[Schlosser85]

PWN3R is actually the Eighth Wonder of the World. They keep him off the lists to preserve his secret identity, because he has the other seven wonders rigged with explosives to blow at any minute.

He also uses this to force the governments of various countries to supply him with a lifetime supply of Cinnamon Pop Tarts. With mustard.

 

[Midnight Black]

Schlosser85 had a freak accident with braces when he was only 9 years old. Since then he has been forced to wear a hideous headset designed by a third-world orthodontist that received his dental license from an online uncredited university affiliated with Wal-Mart.

Suffering ridicule from the mean spirited school kids in his southern all-american town he was outcasted to roam the earth in search of a cure to his curse set upon him by the local town witch, who coincidentally also sold memorable key-chains in the towns souvenir shop. The curse known as the legendary 'jinx' does not allow Schlosser85 to speak until someone says his name or he buys someone a coke.

 

[Shemtov]

Midnight Black is in fact a time-traveling ensign for the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701)

 

[NHawk19]

Shemtov was once banned for trying to Google Hunter's relationship to Chuck Norris