Man builds robot girlfriend, claims he doesnt have sex with it.

[X-Ray]

He should team up with that other dude who built himself a look a like robot.

 

[Ronny Shade]

 

[jaguarr]

ow... he made a robot woman who hates being touched! She get's angry at him for grabing her breast...comedic gold!

I wonder if she comes with a built in rape-whistle? Might explain why he hasn't sexed her up.

jag

 

[Manic]

"Can you **** it?"
"What?"
"Can you **** it?"
"...no."

 

[Spidey-Bat]

"Can you **** it?"
"What?"
"Can you **** it?"
"...no."

Robot Chicken

 

[Manic]

I was hoping someone would catch that.

 

[Spade]

"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

A barrel of contradictions. He should do himself a favor and tell the truth.

 

[Swordmaster]

It's official.

Judgment Day is inevitable.

 

[Mike_D202]

Give or take a few months before she becomes self-aware and goes on a killing spree.

 

[Spade]

That means we'll get to see Christian Bale fight the machines sooner than expected. Works for me.

 

[Rain Dog]

Fight would be kinda lame though. Article says she can't walk. So I'm guessing if Bale gets near some stairs he's in the clear.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I bet this sick Asian mofo is doing the deed as we speak.

Fight would be kinda lame though. Article says she can't walk. So I'm guessing if Bale gets near some stairs he's in the clear.

Hey, it can probably shoot a gun.

 

[Rain Dog]

Good point. Now I'm imagining the thing rampagin through the streets in a wheelchair with a 12 gage.

 

[Moon |つき|]

Lol.
I can't determine if this is fail or not.
It does take skill to do that, but claiming it as his girlfriend just caused him to loose so many points. :\

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Why spend all that time and effort to build a robot girlfriend if you're NOT gonna have sex with it?

t:

 

[Johann Krauss]

Spoiler

 

[JLBats]

This is very "Lars and the Real Girl".

 

[DDS]

The evolution of blow-up dolls...and Skynet.

 

[Double Down]

She will butter your toast. But she won't have sex with you. Great, $20,000 and it has the usefulness of a plastic knife.

 

[04nbod]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Was_Made_to_Love_You

 

[[A]]

Reminds me of that Futurama episode..

 

[Manic]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Was_Made_to_Love_You

Between Warren's robo-girlfriends and Mr. Universe's robo-wife, I'm starting to notice an odd trend with Joss Whedon and robotic women.

 

[PyroChamber]

Between Warren's robo-girlfriends and Mr. Universe's robo-wife, I'm starting to notice an odd trend with Joss Whedon and robotic women.

At least Whedon had the decency to make the bots hot.

And wouldn't a really good robot girlfriend cost more than $20,000 to make?

 

[Poetic Chaos]

That video is both impressive and hilarious.

 

[Mike_D202]

Between Warren's robo-girlfriends and Mr. Universe's robo-wife, I'm starting to notice an odd trend with Joss Whedon and robotic women.

Joss tried to keep it a secret for most of this life, when he was younger he tried to make a robotic woman out of an apple II computer and a nintendo. Little did he know that the robot would play pong with his balls.