Man builds robot girlfriend, claims he doesnt have sex with it.

[Spider-Fan]

Ummm...this guy has talent, but none the less, FAIL!!!

 

[TNC9852002]

Wow. A man makes something truly remarkable that most people could probably never do, yet everyone just seems to care about his sex life.

-TNC

 

[The Lizard]

Vicki does NOT approve of this news story...

 

[ShadowBoxing]

One small step for man, one giant leap backwards for mankind.

 

[chaseter]

He put a vagina in this robot and made it realistic so yes...the dude has sex with the robot

 

[ShadowBoxing]

He put a vagina in this robot and made it realistic so yes...the dude has sex with the robot

FOX News - "Man loses penis in freak robot sex accident"

 

[chaseter]

FOX News - "Man loses penis in freak robot sex accident"

Geraldo will get a fake penis and vagina to replicate the event to the audiences

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Geraldo will get a fake penis and vagina to replicate the event to the audiences

He'll have to show how the fake penis got stuck in the fact gears and diodes and then was ripped off by the fake vag.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Does it come in black?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Does it come in black?

...if you did that you'd never go back.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Between Warren's robo-girlfriends and Mr. Universe's robo-wife, I'm starting to notice an odd trend with Joss Whedon and robotic women.

I bet he's got one at home?

 

[Johann Krauss]

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

 

[CashforStash]

That robot is just a tad creepy..............

 

[Noon]

Why when ever anyone makes an android they are always female? They should be androgynous. It's not a woman, it's not a 'she', it's a machine. This is why all the comments are immediately 'Can you **** it?'

 

[Manic]

I had a disturbing thought. He put sensors in the robot's naughty parts, implying he has sex with it. However, he set the robot to express its displeasure whenever you hold it too tightly or touch its erogenous zones.

It's like he built a robotic rape victim.

 

[Double Down]

Le Trung: But judge, she was asking for it. Look how she dresses.
Judge: She is a robot. Didn't you dress her that way?
Le Trung: *silence*

 

[Alex The Great]

I wonder if the robot has [Austin Powers] Machine Gun Jubblies [/Austin Powers]

 

[Alex The Great]

 

[Double Down]

Wow. A man makes something truly remarkable that most people could probably never do, yet everyone just seems to care about his sex life.

-TNC

There are three main reasons his sex life with the robot comes up:
1. The robot is his girlfriend, not his butler.
2. She "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."
3.

 

[JLBats]

Yeah, what the **** was up with that picture? Did he have a ****ing erotic robo-photo-shoot?

 

[lordofthenerds]

Am I the only one who finds it creepy he made his robot girlfriend look like an adolescent 12 year-old girl?

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Am I the only one who finds it creepy he made his robot girlfriend look like an adolescent 12 year-old girl?

Maybe he was watching way too much anime?

 

[Manic]

That would explain why she speaks Japanese.

 

[Oddzball]

wow... he made a robot woman who hates being touched! She get's angry at him for grabing her breast...comedic gold!

Yeah, Judy Carne on Laugh In back in 68. "I am your Judy doll. If you touch my little body I will (followed by Arte Johnson betting clobbered).