Man builds robot girlfriend, claims he doesnt have sex with it.

[Oddzball]

Too maniquin like.

But it's one helluvan advance in robotics.

Now if it could walk, clean rooms help disabled people out of or into beds and bathrooms etc, he'd have something.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Did the guy happen to look like this?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Kinda more like his Asian friend actually.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Yeah, what the **** was up with that picture? Did he have a ****ing erotic robo-photo-shoot?

There are no words to describe this. Humanity has gone down a road and there is no turning back...ever.

 

[Mike_D202]

I had a dream last night that an army of sexy robot girlfriends took over a small town.

 

[Halcohol]

With orgasms?

 

[rizzo51]

for some reason, NOT sleeping with it disturbs me more.. i mean, if he was at least sleeping with her it would be easy to be like.. ok, he's just some perve.. but it he's actually not sleeping with her.. well, theres just all kinds of diabolical..ness that he's hiding, She proabllly shoots lasers from her eyes or has acid blood she can ooze from her fingertips.

 

[Silk Spectre]

He even gets rejected by the robot girlfriend he built and programed.

FAIL!

 

[DorkyFresh]

how did i know he was asian? guess it takes one to know one. so he has half nude pix of Aiko but he doesn't do the nasty robot with her? pulleez!






btw, i'd take Gigalo Jane over Aiko...

Spoiler

 

[Silk Spectre]

how did i know he was asian? guess it takes one to know one. so he has half nude pix of Aiko but he doesn't do the nasty robot with her? pulleez!






btw, i'd take Gigalo Jane over Aiko...

Spoiler

not just Asian, but a basement dweller as well.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Why spend all that time and effort to build a robot girlfriend if you're NOT gonna have sex with it?

t:

Kind of defeats the purpose, I would say.

 

[Sawyer]

I am impressed, disgusted and scared.

Same.
Plus, slightly aroused.

But, yeah, that guys a f***ing liar if he says he's never had sex with her...

 

[Spade]

After seeing that pic he took that's on the last page, I don't think I can find myself turned on by this concept (even if I wasn't before). That's just all kinds of creepy.

 

[xisaacx]

doesnt talk back, just lays there, no nagging. perfect

 

[Mike_D202]

Only downside is that it zaps ur weiner.

 

[I Am The Knight]

doesnt talk back, just lays there, no nagging. perfect

I can't believe you forgot the preggers part (Or lack thereof).

 

[Sam Fisher]

I had a dream last night that an army of sexy robot girlfriends took over a small town.

Don't sue me if I sell the movie rights.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Of course he is having sex with his robot. If you make a robot with genitals you have every intention of ****ing it.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

I can't believe you forgot the preggers part (Or lack thereof).

Which is probably just as well, a half-human/half-robot child would truly be a terrifying thing... Then again who's to say it hasnt already happened...
http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/03/keanu-reeves-big.jpg
Takes after it's Mother.

 

[Mike_D202]

Which is probably just as well, a half-human/half-robot child would truly be a terrifying thing... Then again who's to say it hasnt already happened...
http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/03/keanu-reeves-big.jpg
Takes after it's Mother.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Which is probably just as well, a half-human/half-robot child would truly be a terrifying thing... Then again who's to say it hasnt already happened...
http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/03/keanu-reeves-big.jpg
Takes after it's Mother.

You made me spill my imaginary drink t:

 

[Dorian Gray]

When he does hit a home run with his robo girl she won't make him feel in inadequate when she screems "Oh! you so big, you monster".

 

[Kmack]

He even gets rejected by the robot girlfriend he built and programed.

FAIL!

LMAO!!! That is jacked up!

 

[jaguarr]

Of course he is having sex with his robot. If you make a robot with genitals you have every intention of ****ing it.

Simple. Straight-forward. Made me laugh.

jag

 

[Mike_D202]

Don't sue me if I sell the movie rights.

Already wrote the screenplay t: