Mass Effect? More Like...

Discussion in 'Microsoft' started by Joker, Jan 14, 2008.

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    Everyone is jumping on the Mass Effect is a porn game bangwagon all of a sudden...it´s ridiculous.
     
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    "The most realistic sex acts ever concieved"? WTF, has he ever had sex?
     
  4. Joker Registered

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    yeah, I dont say this about many things, but even GTAs Hot Coffee mod was more realistic than Mass Effects.
     
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    2 seconds of bare ass will destroy our society.
     
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    Don't be an idiot...










    It already has! :(
     
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    i haven't played the game but i want to buy it... so basically i have no idea what the hell hes talking about.
     
  8. Capt Throbberson Registered

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    Um....what:huh:
     
  9. batgirl2119 Registered

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    ok, gave a nice big piece of my mind.
     
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    the man is a moron.
     
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    Wow are we sure this isn't some joke or article from the Onion or something? Because that is exactly how it reads.
     
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    I must have missed this part, do you get an achievement?
     
  13. Capt Throbberson Registered

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    No but you get a lot of renegade points.
     
  14. WhatsHisFace Registered

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    I achieved climax.
     
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    I really hope that this doesn't dissuade Bioware from inculding love scenes in Mass Effect 2. If anything they could stand to go farther with the scenes. I am a grown man yet I have to have all these jarring camera cuts in my game so the can try their best to not show a boob in an M rated game?! Come on, you can see more skin than that on basic cable. My gaming experience should not be compromised for an audience that the game is not intended to be played by.
     
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    I still love "most realistic sex acts ever concieved"... you can turn on ABC nowadays and see more realistic sex acts than anything in the game...and saying you can sodomize your "victims" however you want...

    It's like saying Fable 2 is going to promote beastiality because you have a dog that's your best friend in it...it's just blowing things so out of proportion that it in fact blows my mind as well...I havent seen anything this out of touch since the RE5=Racist! arguments from a while back.
     
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    Let's not forget that Bioshock trains us to murder children.
     
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    I haven't played the game yet but this guy sounds like a idiot.
     
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    I can´t wait to see what they are going to say about Condemned 2...
     
  20. Timstuff Registered

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    Don't you all get it? He was playing the un-released version.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Oh yeah! That's it.
     
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    :eek:

    I WANTS IT!!
     
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    You, sir, have won the thread.
     
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    In all fairness, I found it on the 1up boards. :p
     
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    At least you gave credit where credit is due. Still good though.
     

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