Me and Earl and the Dying Lounge

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That bee must have cataracts then.
 
Sparkling vampires & sunlight has no effect on them? :down
 
I've never really cared about Twilight beyond some people going ape**** over it. Those ones annoyed me.
 
That rat piss is about 10 years old?
Unbelievable.
 
I wonder hoe Reek feels about them shooting GoT in a place called Peniscola in Spain?
 
I thought it was hilarious whenever I would read some "moral outrage" post about the TWILIGHT version of vampires....it's like they had only ever seen one vampire movie in their life and all other vampire movies had to be just like that one or they were an abomination.

I've seen hundreds of vampire movies....and there are dozens of different kinds of them. Some turn into bats, rats, wolves, or mist....some simply stay human looking. Some look like regular humans, some look like Nosferatu, some like ghouls. Some can be killed by crosses, silver, garlic, whitethorn bushes, sunlight, and holy water....some only by one of these things....or even none of them. When people went crazy over the movies and books having glowing shiny vampires....I just thought - oh, variation 35 on the vampire theme....and went on with my day.
 
I wonder if Hollywood can make Frankenstein sexy. :hmm
 
And then there's this coming out:

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Please Jokes, don't give them any more ideas. :csad:

They've already got vampires and zombies, i'd say let this trend happen and pass on swiftly.

it'll be known as 'The Great Monster Sexification of the 21st Century!'

Tis was darker times. :csad:
 
In the 1973 movie FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (AKA: Andy Warhol's Frankenstein) model Srdjan Zelenovic played the monster in a sexed up version of the story.

In the 1985 movie THE BRIDE....Sting played the Baron.
 
Black Sherlock Holmes Meets The Creature From The Sex Lagoon: coming summer 2016.
 
I wonder hoe Reek feels about them shooting GoT in a place called Peniscola in Spain?
The thought is amusing.

I thought it was hilarious whenever I would read some "moral outrage" post about the TWILIGHT version of vampires....it's like they had only ever seen one vampire movie in their life and all other vampire movies had to be just like that one or they were an abomination.

I've seen hundreds of vampire movies....and there are dozens of different kinds of them. Some turn into bats, rats, wolves, or mist....some simply stay human looking. Some look like regular humans, some look like Nosferatu, some like ghouls. Some can be killed by crosses, silver, garlic, whitethorn bushes, sunlight, and holy water....some only by one of these things....or even none of them. When people went crazy over the movies and books having glowing shiny vampires....I just thought - oh, variation 35 on the vampire theme....and went on with my day.
Want to know something funnier?
In Japanese animation and games they made vampires look like pretty boys and no one complained about that, they focus on how badass the vampiric character is.

I wonder if Hollywood can make Frankenstein sexy. :hmm
Anything can happen.
 
I wonder hoe Reek feels about them shooting GoT in a place called Peniscola in Spain?

There's a warm end in store for Reek as per the king.

@CLee: Preach it. The vampires in Stephen King's Dark Tower novels are covered in hornlike growths and have mouths filled to the brim with needle-fangs that keep them open in a perpetual snarl. Does that mean Stephen King's vampires aren't real vampires?
 
Want to know something funnier?
In Japanese animation and games they made vampires look like pretty boys and no one complained about that, they focus on how badass the vampiric character is.

What's funnier is watching a movie with Chinese "hopping" vampires.
 
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