Mee's Adventures in Disney World

[Mee]

:epic music:

Yes, Disney World. I went back to the happiest place on Earth this past weekend. Turns out when you go, and you're not a kid, it pretty much sucks.

"Holy obvious discovery Batman!"

The reasons I decided to go:

1. It was my 1.5 year old nephew and my 7 year old niece's first time, so I thought seeing them do some of the stuff might be fun.

2. I hadn't done MGM before, thought I should check it out.

3. False hope?


So let's get the obvious crappy crap out of the way:

Being there is like being a cow in a herd. People in funny suits sending you along your way as you fight through the masses of zombie-like humanity...

"Mickey Mousssssse..."

only to get in a line where you wait 30 minutes to an hour and a half (yes, I
did that) to get on your 30 second to a minute ride. Magic Kingdom my butt. Oh and MGM? It sucked too. The Indiana Jones show had some cool stuff, but not enough to make up for the rest of the giant scam that is Disney World. I don't usually have these sort of ideas, but with all the money they spend on Midevil walk-as-you-eat em-turket-legs, the same merchandise in all the stores, and all that other crap, how many people in Africa (or wherever) could we feed? :jaded: It was Florida though, so there was some nice eye-candy walking about. And no I don't mean old people. Short shorts= (but not on old people)

Probably the most fun I had was riding in the car to and from the park playing with my nephew. His favorite "game" was to randomly hit himself in the head. Then try to get me to do it. (hit myself, not him) Though I got a little worried when he made a face at me that seemed to say "how dumb is this guy?"


So, in closing, Disney World sucks. I don't plan to ever go back. I'll keep it a secret from my possible future kids. Like the truth about Santa, and that Barney is gay. I saw he and Big Bird in club once and they--never mind.


Discuss.


Edit- Part II- http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=13887326&postcount=201

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I went to Disney World just last year in February. While there is interesting stuff to see, it really sucked.

 

[Mee]

Another bright moment I forgot to mention--

They have a new thing for rides now where you get a "Fastpass." That gives you a certain time to come back for that certain ride and you get a shorter wait. So the people who have been waiting 45 minutes for their 30 seconds of pleasure really dislike the "Fastpass people," unless they are one. So we took our Fastpasses for Space Mountain and as we were passing the "common people" a little kid (4-5) reached out at me and said "I hate you people! "

Happiest place on Earth.

 

[Apollo]

my parents never took me to Disney world as a kid, and I've hated them ever since!!!!!!!

 

[Apollo]

and isnt big bird a girl??

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I stayed in the Sports Complex down there. They had the cheerleading competition where i stayed. That was the best part about it.

 

[Mee]

and isnt big bird a girl??

Maybe he's both.

...I don't want to think about it anymore.

 

[Ice-man]

glaad to see some one else has the same opinions on the worlds biggest scam, DISNEY!

you pay 80 bucks to walk and wait on lines.

 

[Majik1387]

I love Disney World, though I'd be pissed too if I had to pay so much to get in.


P.S. Big Bird is a drag queen.

 

[Apollo]

Maybe he's both.

...I don't want to think about it anymore.

If i saw this thing walking down the street, i'd be scared as hell

 

[CConn]

This is why you should only go to Disney World in the off-season. When there's hurricanes and **** all over the place.

 

[Ice-man]

when i went to disney and universal, you know those fingere scan things, that do prints or pulse. well i discovered i have no bio rythems. i didnt register in any of their scanners.

i almost couldnt get in a few parks.


is that normal.

 

[Matt.S99]

i have never gone to DW yet i wanna go so badly!

 

[Apollo]

When they make the next disaster movie, Independence day 2 or something, they should show Disney world getting destroyed!

 

[Mee]

i have never gone to DW yet i wanna go so badly!

...Why?

 

[SuperFerret]

I've never been to Disney and I don't ever want to.

 

[Matt.S99]

...Why?

cuz it looks fun lol and im pretty short so i can probably go on the rides(well duh! im only 14 lol) i dunno i just want to go,but with all this talk,im starting to think i might pass on it and go to niagara falls lol(its so boring there though,i go there every damn year!)

 

[NewYorkSpider]

i have never gone to DW yet i wanna go so badly!

Don't go.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/04/02/disney.arrest/index.html

 

[Matt.S99]

ok i will make a pledge to never go there!lol

 

[Ebil Gig]

Another bright moment I forgot to mention--

They have a new thing for rides now where you get a "Fastpass." That gives you a certain time to come back for that certain ride and you get a shorter wait. So the people who have been waiting 45 minutes for their 30 seconds of pleasure really dislike the "Fastpass people," unless they are one. So we took our Fastpasses for Space Mountain and as we were passing the "common people" a little kid (4-5) reached out at me and said "I hate you people! "

Happiest place on Earth.

Didn't they always have that?

I don't like Disneyworld much, I always enjoyed Islands of Adventure/Universal Studios better :heart:

 

[Mee]

Didn't they always have that?

Maybe. But I don't remember it from when I went before.

 

[Jerry]

This reminds me of a similar thread not too long ago *****ing and complaining about going on a vacation to Disney World. And my response to that thread will be the same to this one:

You do realize that right now at this moment somewhere in America, children, little kids and babies, are starving to death in the street and you are whining about going to Disney World.

 

[tzarinna]

I like Niagara Falls.

*It sounds like you need to be heavily intoxicated to enjoy Disney World.

 

[Mee]

You do realize that right now at this moment somewhere in America, children, little kids and babies, are starving to death in the street and you are whining about going to Disney World.

I kinda sorta touched on that already in my rant.

Pay attention there pokey, there's a quiz later.

 

[SuperFerret]

You do realize that right now at this moment somewhere in America, children, little kids and babies, are starving to death in the street and you are whining about going to Disney World.

So?