Meetings in a Dark Alley!

[Master Chief]

Who would you want to meet in a dark alley?

Who would you not want to meet in a dark alley?

Why?!

I'd like to meet Alan Moore in a dark alley.
And I'd give him an axe, and ask him to murder me.
So when I'm kickin' back in the afterlife,
I can say, "Alan Moore stuck an axe in my forehead!"

I wouldn't like to meet Monica Belluci in a dark alley.
Because she's real pretty.
And I'm not.
And she'd get scared, and that's mean.

 

[TwilightPro101]

Can't honestly think of anyone.

 

[Master Chief]

You wouldn't want to meet Slugworth in an alley?
That would be freaking awesome. He'd like, give you
a tempting offer but you can't go through with it, because
you have miles of heart and are an honest bumpkin.

 

[TwilightPro101]

Honestly, the dark alleys I've been in with the paranormal research I've done over the years and seen my share of what's lurking there. Can't say I'd really want to meet anyone there for a one on one.

Nice Charlie and the Chocolate reference by the way.

 

[Mee]

I would meet Master Chief in a dark alley.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Yes

No

 

[TwilightPro101]

Yes

No

LOL

 

[JP]

Ian McKellen.

 

[nosebleed.]

No

But doglips is such a nice guy

 

[WorthyStevens]

:heart:

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

Who would you want to meet in a dark alley?

Who would you not want to meet in a dark alley?

Why?!

I'd like to meet Alan Moore in a dark alley.
And I'd give him an axe, and ask him to murder me.
So when I'm kickin' back in the afterlife,
I can say, "Alan Moore stuck an axe in my forehead!"

I wouldn't like to meet Monica Belluci in a dark alley.
Because she's real pretty.
And I'm not.
And she'd get scared, and that's mean.

I'd like to stick my dick in, dress up in leather, go behind an alley way and go meet the Wachowski brothers.
It'd be funny to meet somebody from the hype in a back alley, cause when you realize who it is, that's probably when you'll realize how they can afford their high speed internet connection. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure I met blind_fury the other day.

 

[tzarinna]

I so don't want to meet any Cenobites.
I love you Pinhead......from a distance.

 

[Abaddon]

Nevah-

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

you'd get crunk in a back alley? I don't know if that's beneficial to your health.

 

[PWN3R]

I'd like to meet Alan Moore in a dark alley.
And I'd give him an axe, and ask him to murder me.
So when I'm kickin' back in the afterlife,
I can say, "Alan Moore stuck an axe in my forehead!"

It would be so worth it to. Just to have on your tombstone, "I got killed by the Alan Moore! LOL!". Oh yes.

 

[IAmHe9]

Honestly, the dark alleys I've been in with the paranormal research I've done over the years and seen my share of what's lurking there. Can't say I'd really want to meet anyone there for a one on one.

Nice Charlie and the Chocolate reference by the way.

Hit the creepiest experiences thread and share, please (my apologies if you already have).
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