Revenge of the Fallen Michael Bay out of the way!

[protocida]

"Transformers 3"? LaBeouf says it'll be darker

LOS ANGELES (AP) — If there's going to be a third "Transformers" movie, director Michael Bay says he'll be back to make it.

And star Shia LaBeouf promises it'll be darker than the first two.

Bay and LaBeouf talked about the prospects of another sequel Monday night at the Los Angeles premiere of the second installment, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," which opens Wednesday.
While a third chapter has not been officially announced, Bay said he intends to return to the franchise if No. 3 moves forward. But he wants some time off first, having just finished the second one.

"I will do it, but you've got to give us time," Bay said. "I need a little rest."
LaBeouf said he expects a third "Transformers" would carry the action beyond Earth and become "more of an intergalactic thing."

"Revenge of the Fallen" takes place largely on Earth as LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro and other co-stars continue their alliance with the benevolent shape-shifting Autobots in their war against the evil Decepticon robots.

A third movie also "will be darker. Something crazy will happen," LaBeouf said. "Someone has to die."

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He'll be back. t:

 

[chaseter]

Close thread.

 

[Nathan]

Darker, so... Necrophilia jokes next?

 

[protocida]

Oh, dear...

 

[chaseter]

I can totally see Mojo humping a dead person's or bot's leg and then Wheelie comes in and joins and then John Toturro is stripping in the background. Oh and Alice is singing and whipping out her 5 foot long tongue.

 

[CelticPredator]

LMAO. And Jefire farting.

 

[terry78]

Unicron is seen hovering above the Earth, and he's done in Doc Manhattan style..anatomically correct.

 

[The Lizard]

Unicron is seen hovering above the Earth, and he's done in Doc Manhattan style..anatomically correct.

Thank you for that image terry. A giant metal Unicron peen will no doubt be haunting my dreams tonight.

 

[Nathan]

Did you notice the penis on one of the kitchen bots?

 

[CelticPredator]

When he farts, PLANETS WILL FALL.

 

[CelticPredator]

Did you notice the penis on one of the kitchen bots?

I did. Did you notice how every time he shot, he went "OW".

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I did. Did you notice how every time he shot, he went "OW".

I didn't catch that part.

 

[Nathan]

Now the "Ow" part I didn't notice. I was too busy wondering what Penny Arcade's Fruit *****er 2000 was doing in the movie.

 

[The Lizard]

Did you notice the penis on one of the kitchen bots?

Sadly, yes. It was a missile-launching penis if I remember correctly.


I think it was meant to be a commentary on how Michael Bay is waving his own schlong in our faces because he hates us so much.

 

[CelticPredator]

He loves me.....

 

[terry78]

Honestly though, Unicron is the only way they can go if they want to ramp it up from Devastator proportions. That is like the end all, be all of Transformers lore. And while it would be cliche for them to team up to take him on, it would be cool seeing Optimus and Megatron along with their two factions ganging up on one giant entity.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

As long as Unicron doesn't have steel testicles.

Then I am game for #3.

 

[bullets]

Honestly though, Unicron is the only way they can go if they want to ramp it up from Devastator proportions. That is like the end all, be all of Transformers lore. And while it would be cliche for them to team up to take him on, it would be cool seeing Optimus and Megatron along with their two factions ganging up on one giant entity.

i'm all for that idea.

and hopefully no unicron testicles.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Maybe some Unicron man-boobs instead.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

No Unicron man boobs either please. lol.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Man-boobs or penis. Take you're pick.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Neither...

I'd take Megan over any of that ... so man-books and penis aren't my pick. lols. Okay!

Lets stay on topic shall we?

I wish Michael Bay would lessen the humor bits here and there for the third. Make it darker. Give Sam and Mikaelah more to do while being under the protection of the autobots. More Bumblebee! Please Bay!

 

[hitmanyr2k]

A third movie also "will be darker. Something crazy will happen," LaBeouf said. "Someone has to die."

Oooooooh, like any of these cardboard cutouts for characters would be missed You could replace most of these charaacters with mannequins and it would be no different.

 

[CelticPredator]

I would miss them.

 

[Marvin]

Neither...

I'd take Megan over any of that ... so man-books and penis aren't my pick. lols. Okay!

Lets stay on topic shall we?

I wish Michael Bay would lessen the humor bits here and there for the third. Make it darker. Give Sam and Mikaelah more to do while being under the protection of the autobots. More Bumblebee! Please Bay!

many people feel the second part of the TF2 was when the movie started loosing it's steam

that being said, the second part had way less humor then the first part


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