Mix up movie captions

[Dr. Fate]

CAINE: "It's getting dangerous to be poor in this country."

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Le Chiffre: To torture him, I lust. Let's singe his hair, and up his nostrils hot bananas thrust.

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "I was starting to get lonely."
BATMAN: "I can tell..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

NAZI: "Top of the world, Ma!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

I never use that one when I should.

CAINE: "Protect both rears simultaneously!"

ZORRO: "Mrs. Massingale, if I could force you to do anything, which obviously I cannot, it would be for you to go home, and stay home, where all decent women belong!"

HICKS: "It's a miracle."
RIPLEY: "Sir?"
HICKS: "It's a miracle, of the highest order, that so many bullets could miss so many people in such a small area in such a small space of time."

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS: "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

 

[wiegeabo]

King Leonidas: "...Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS: "Remember what the general said; we're the cavalry. It would be bad form to arrive in advance of schedule. In the nick of time would do nicely."

 

[DarthDevil007]

Lenonidas:Are you staring at my ****?!?

 

[DarthDevil007]

ROBOCOP: I told you to leave my mom alone, but you never lsiten do you?

 

[DarthDevil007]

Langdon: This box is empty. Ihid the scroll so that no one finds it...
Neveu: Where did you put it?
Langdon: I can't tell you, put I think my face is kind of a giveaway.

 

[wiegeabo]

"I am the ultimate badass!!!"

 

[DarthDevil007]

Leonidas: SPARTANS, AIM FOR THE CROTCH!!!

 

[wiegeabo]

Robocop: "Who is Keyser Soze?"

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

JOHN: How was your lamb?
JESUS: Skewered. One sympathizes.

Sorry if this was already done.

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"FATHER, PLEASE!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me."

 

[Jack Bauer]

MCCLANE: Oh, god! Don't! I've told you everything!

KNIFE GUY: I know you did. But let's pretend you didn't!

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROBOCOP: "You don't hit people in the balls you ass-hole!"

 

[Jack Bauer]

Raimi: What are you doing here?

Campbell: A very brief cameo.

Landis: Me too!

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

ROBOCOP: Drop it, d1ckhead. It's the police.
BODDICKER: You won't hurt me.
ROBOCOP: Oh yeah? Why's that?
BODDICKER: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
ROBOCOP: Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me.

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROBOCOP: Drop it, d1ckhead. It's the police.
BODDICKER: You won't hurt me.
ROBOCOP: Oh yeah? Why's that?
BODDICKER: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
ROBOCOP: Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me.

Excellent use of DIE HARD there Red.

ROBOCOP: "You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his f***ing neck!"