Revenge of the Fallen Moments in the movie that made you go "WTF?!?"

Haha - I'm not "trolling or bashing" anyone in particular - just making a sarcastic observation.

A suggestion to easily-offended fans of ROTF -- don't get too bent out of shape from people criticizing, mocking or making jokes at the expense this movie. There's PLENTY to make fun of, so it's not going to stop anytime soon. As long as no one attacks you personally, I'd advise just rolling with it.

Lizard you didnt like the movie Why stay on the Transformers board?? I mean whats the point just to bash others for liking the movie? I mean If I hate a film so much I would not waste time posting in that movies board I would move on. It if all the haters get enjoyment from insulting others because they like the movie thats just SAD and speaks volumes about those people.
 
Lizard you didnt like the movie Why stay on the Transformers board?? I mean whats the point just to bash others for liking the movie? I mean If I hate a film so much I would not waste time posting in that movies board I would move on. It if all the haters get enjoyment from insulting others because they like the movie thats just SAD and speaks volumes about those people.

The whole reason people comment on things that they hate is so they can either get others to fall in line with their thinking or find others that share the same thought so they don't feel like the odd man out.
 
1.)Sector 7 agent stole "Top Secret" files and was able to leave with them. Yeah right.
2.)Fire fighters come over to put out fire when Bumblebee blow the side of the house open, but didn't ask questions, neither did the police.
3.)Transfomers Cry liquid........where does this liquid go when they transform?
4.)When the pyramids are attacked.....where are all the tourists.
5.)When the twin transformers are sneeking around egypt, you're telling me NO one saw this. These are landmarks they're around.
6.)No one in the cities see large flying transformers landing on buildings.......
7.)One of the twins had a "gold" like tooth, where does that go when he turns into a car?
8.)How was the downtown battle in Transformers 1 explained to media that its secret in the second.
9.)Why would the president refuse the help of transformers against the Decepticon threat, thats just stupid.
10.)All the soldiers using their little USELESS guns to try to shoot the Decepticons, why? Their guns don't work.
11.)The Motor cycle transformers..........What do I even say to that.
12.)The small transformers that come together to make a bigger one........thats stupid.
13.)Daisy Duke shorts on Megan Fox in her Fathers Garage......gross
14.)The transformer that connects itself to the satilite. How? Explain the tentacles.
15.)Buget was way to big for the story.
16.)Linkin Park for the theme song.
17.)When the large (Sucking up stuff into his mouth) transformer goes after the sector 7 guy and the roommate, the truck they are hiding behind gets lifted off the ground but they stay on the ground.........physics anyone?
18.)The transformer that crawls into Sam's head would have killed him.
19.)When did the Decepticons set up a moon base?
20.)Why did the old bearded transformer age and "The Fallen" didn't?
21.)How are the "Hatching" new Decepticons?
22.)Why would Mikyla stay with Sam?
23.)Old Transformer teleporting across the globe?
24.)Military defying orders because a kid has an idea.
25.)How did "Mr.Sector 7" get the funding for his "Under the meat shop" command center.
26.)Sector 7 getting leaked info from the CIA......wtf?
27.)Decepticon in Shanghai destroys the city and people STILL aren't aware of their exsitance.
28.)How are people not aware of the large machine underneath the pyramid?
29.)(Not sure if this is just me) Since when could transformers leech parts off one another?
30.)Transformers that were killed in the first movie, coming back to life in the second WITHOUT the assistance of a "Matrix"
31.)Mountain Dew machine in the dorm room bedroom..........I don't even know what to say.
 
The whole reason people comment on things that they hate is so they can either get others to fall in line with their thinking or find others that share the same thought so they don't feel like the odd man out.
This isn't true at all....
 
1.)Sector 7 agent stole "Top Secret" files and was able to leave with them. Yeah right.
2.)Fire fighters come over to put out fire when Bumblebee blow the side of the house open, but didn't ask questions, neither did the police.
3.)Transfomers Cry liquid........where does this liquid go when they transform?
4.)When the pyramids are attacked.....where are all the tourists.
5.)When the twin transformers are sneeking around egypt, you're telling me NO one saw this. These are landmarks they're around.
6.)No one in the cities see large flying transformers landing on buildings.......
7.)One of the twins had a "gold" like tooth, where does that go when he turns into a car?
8.)How was the downtown battle in Transformers 1 explained to media that its secret in the second.
9.)Why would the president refuse the help of transformers against the Decepticon threat, thats just stupid.
10.)All the soldiers using their little USELESS guns to try to shoot the Decepticons, why? Their guns don't work.
11.)The Motor cycle transformers..........What do I even say to that.
12.)The small transformers that come together to make a bigger one........thats stupid.
13.)Daisy Duke shorts on Megan Fox in her Fathers Garage......gross
14.)The transformer that connects itself to the satilite. How? Explain the tentacles.
15.)Buget was way to big for the story.
16.)Linkin Park for the theme song.
17.)When the large (Sucking up stuff into his mouth) transformer goes after the sector 7 guy and the roommate, the truck they are hiding behind gets lifted off the ground but they stay on the ground.........physics anyone?
18.)The transformer that crawls into Sam's head would have killed him.
19.)When did the Decepticons set up a moon base?
20.)Why did the old bearded transformer age and "The Fallen" didn't?
21.)How are the "Hatching" new Decepticons?
22.)Why would Mikyla stay with Sam?
23.)Old Transformer teleporting across the globe?
24.)Military defying orders because a kid has an idea.
25.)How did "Mr.Sector 7" get the funding for his "Under the meat shop" command center.
26.)Sector 7 getting leaked info from the CIA......wtf?
27.)Decepticon in Shanghai destroys the city and people STILL arL aren't aware of their exsitance.
28.)How are people not aware of the e machine underneath the pyramid?
29.)(Not sure if this is just me) Since when could transformers leech parts off one another?
30.)Transformers that were killed in the first movie, coming back to life in the second WITHOUT the assistance of a "Matrix"
31.)Mountain Dew machine in the dorm room bedroom..........I don't even know what to say.

to most of those questions you obviously didn't see the first, some of the "trying to hard" insults are ridiculous, and some of these are just ignorant...
 
Devastator's balls.
When they got to Egypt and Sam hurt his hand, it get's bandaged up somehow in the middle of nowhere with no medical supplies. Okay?
Robot heaven was meh.
Soundwave barely in the movie. I thought he was gonna be in it more. :csad:
 
how on earth (literally) did jetfire grow old?
 
Here's a good WTF?! point.

The decepticons apparently wanted to see Sam's symbols to map out where this doomsday devise is... yet that big giant green dump truck who joined with devastator was just chilling and waiting for John Turturo. Was this just convenience that the big green dump truck was 50 feet away from the pyramid housing the big ray gun?
 
Also.

Why does Prime become awesome when he gets grandpas heart and parts? Jetfire was essentially useless in the movie and had to use a cane, but when Prime uses his parts Prime is bad ass. How?
 
This guy is pretty funny:

Well, if one shard brought Megatron back to life, can't Sam just use his shard piece to resurrect Optimus?
Yes. He could.

...
...

Well?
He doesn't.

Why not?
I'm not sure exactly.

Then what the hell does he do?
He decides get those symbols that were in his head translated to figure out what the Fallen's up to.

Which Autobot does the translating?
Err... none of them. Actually, it's John Turturro.

What. The ****.
Yeah, since he was laid off from his super-secret government agent job, he now works in a NY deli and runs a super-popular Transformers conspiracy theory website. Like ya do.

And why couldn't an Autobot translate these symbols?
Because Bumblebee is mute and the Racist Twins are poor black robots from the slums of Cybertron who never learned how to read. It's a sad commentary on Cybertronian society. Like The Wire, actually.
I ROFLMAO'ed!!!!
 
So Turturro translates the symbols.
No, that would be silly. He does, in an incredibly bizarre series of connect-the-dots, lead them to Jetfire, an elderly and deceased Transformers whose corpse is hanging out in the Air & Space Museum.

What good is he dead?!
Ah! Remember the shard? Sam uses it to bring Jetfire back to life!

Not Optimus?
No! This way, Sam can get the symbols translated... so he can, er... find the ancient machine... that can, uh... possibly bring Optimus back to life.
Is this true? Oh my god!!!
Of course they do. And I assume the Autobots just mysteriously disappear again until a second before a Decepticon is about to kill Sam.
Yes. Exactly.

I am already incredibly sick of this movie, and I'm just typing questions about it. Sam resurrects Optimus, Optimus kills the Fallen, end of story, right?
Pretty close. Sam dies, though.

Really?
Yeah, for a little while. But then the Transformers in heaven send him back because he still has work to do.

**** you.

I'm serious.

**** you. There's no way.

It's true. The 6-7 Primes are there in the clouds like Mufasa's head in The Lion King, and tell Sam he's awesome and he needs to live again so he can bring Optimus back to life.
Lol!!!
 
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Turturro's character doesn't translate them. He just has tons of documents with symbol sightings all over the world and shows them to Sam. Sam recognizes them and Wheelie tells them where to find an old Transformer that can read the symbols.
 
Turturro's character doesn't translate them. He just has tons of documents with symbol sightings all over the world and shows them to Sam. Sam recognizes them and Wheelie tells them where to find an old Transformer that can read the symbols.
So Ironhide, Bumblebee, Ratchet... where is everybody?
 
With NEST and about to be send off the Planet. Because the government thinks the Decepticons are only there because of them and don't want to further enrage them.
 
With NEST and about to be send off the Planet. Because the government thinks the Decepticons are only there because of them and don't want to further enrage them.
Sorry that i am asking questions before seeing the movie, but.... Dont the autobots know better? That the decepticons are about to destroy the earth and that they have to disobey in order to save us? And couldnt they like... scan other vehicles and pass unnoticed?
 
You'd think that they would do that. NEST only decides to disobey when they get a message from Turturro's character to meet them in Egypt because they know how to bring Optimus back.
 
You'd think that they would do that. NEST only decides to disobey when they get a message from Turturro's character to meet them in Egypt because they know how to bring Optimus back.
Since the TF can scan and transform into any vehicle, in real life, they would be changing form every few minutes, especially during fights or when say... the whole autobot army is chasing one of them. But that would complicate things even more and would mean that each character would be built in tons of toys. I can suspend my disbelief i guess.

Why can only a Prime kill the Fallen? Why can Jetfire teleport? Why can the Fallen wave a staff and make **** fly around? Why do actual cars and Autobots get sucked into Devastator's maw, but John Turturro and that other kid can run around?
Because... because **** YOU, that's why.
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/...ers_2_faqs.php
This is really hilarious!
 
I'm not a troll or anything. I stood in line for 5 hours for the midnight showing. Granted it's not as long as some others, but in Arizona... it's a life time. I am a huge car buff and was so intrigued by the stingray concept used for Sideswipe, that was more than enough to convince me to see the movie. And honestly the fact that Sideswipe has one line and is on screen for less than 30 seconds aside, I just cant understand how anyone would see this movie more than once. Honestly do I ask too much from movies? It just bothers me that so much money can be used to make a movie and they dont think things through. I mean for the vast majority everything that is pointed out in this thread is actually in the movie.

Furthermore I'm tired of hearing people say "it's a toy movie" or "it's just a big blow em up action flick why take it seriously" first of all if its just a big blow em up movie, why defend it? Secondly people have expectations. Especially people that care enough to write on the internet about it.
 
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